Harry Potter
A Quidditch star is coming.
Even Slytherin is better than this.
They grow up so fast.
Heavy editing is coming.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Don't look at us like that, Harry...
She's got potions, Platform 9 and 3/4 and Fluffy the three-headed dog.
And it's a masterpiece.
Happiness can be found even in the craziest of fan theories, if one only remembers to turn on the light -- or ask J.K. Rowling.
And the award goes to...