John Oliver
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The "Last Week Tonight" host responded to a 2010 video the network claimed was new.
"This isn't so much a category as it is an elaborate way to exclude 'Jeopardy' from winning yet another Emmy."
A final Moment of Zen from Jon Stewart.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"We’re closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail."
"If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you, provided that you pay that attorney."
"Google 'Warren G. Harding penis named Jerry' right now.”
"States have a checkered history when it comes to civil rights."
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