New Year's
Set some very reachable goals this year.
Parents, rejoice!
"911? It's me again, I need a cab."
Less working, more drinking.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Everyone's chasing a good time, and it's always a disappointment."
Trust us on this one.
Your party has been planned.
Meditate on these words as you celebrate New Year's Eve.
Who needs a drink?