Seinfeld
2016: Ruining your favorite things one by one.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Am I like, some kind of pioneer or something?"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
A quest to find The Holy Grail of American culture.
"For the rest of our lives, when anyone thinks of one of us, they will think of all four of us."
The man behind the viral script explains what led him to publish it this week.
He allegedly smuggled returnables into Michigan -- just like Kramer and Newman.
Elaine would totally approve.
There's probably nothing better he could have said.