St. Patrick's Day

The Lavender and Green Alliance will join the 2016 festivities.
Here are some simple, straightforward ideas for St. Paddy's Day.
My name is Seamus, but I don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day. I'm worried the holiday has become a farce, a celebration of cartoonish symbols of Irish culture that minimize, dilute and demean what it means to be Irish.
Come Monday, the corned beef will pile on and the Guinness will flow.
When I was a kid we celebrated St. Paddy's Day by wearing something green. THE END.
You might want to think twice before you order one.
Buttermilk, I thought to myself, how will that taste in a bread recipe?