The Bachelorette
Step 1: Do not open with "Will you accept this rose?"
"I am in awe by my body every day and blown away at every ultrasound."
Spoiler alert: They're all named Lauren.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
The 26-year-old is quite the catch, to say the least.
Hint: It's hard to be an artist when you're super Type-A.
Bed selfies are the best selfies.
If nominated, would he accept? Well, he's not saying no.
And Nick is left broken-hearted... again.