The Late Show

"You just cannot eat the ball at this level of play."
"I personally have never seen an ugly baby, but I have seen plenty of ugly brown guacamole."
The fantastically radical Guerrilla Girls went on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" to talk about women and art.
"The same problems that we're discussing today, we discussed in 1990, 1980, 1970 and 1960," the rapper said.
The former TV host also talked about his replacement, Stephen Colbert.
"I got a nephew who wants me to make Tofurkey this year. What's the best way to let him know he's no longer welcome in my house?"