Well, the 4th of July is over and the founding fathers are once again terrible people. Speaking of terrible people, Donald Trump could potentially hold the same job as George Washington once did.
Yep. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson ... Donald Trump. Really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
Our hashtag game this week explores #1776Trump, asking, "What if Trump was around in America's formative years?"
#1776Trump
— Derek (@THEDerekLatz) July 5, 2016
"I declare independence. I just did it. It's gonna be great. Believe me. Look at the guy in the red coat. Kill him."
"I don't know if it's true, a lot of people are telling me, Tom Jefferson has a black girlfriend. It's what I'm hearing!" #1776Trump
— Ben Schwartz (@benschwartzy) July 5, 2016
This Declaration is too long. Boring. Let's make it 140 characters. And put a sheriff's badge on it. #1776Trump
— Beau Willimon (@BeauWillimon) July 5, 2016
"I'm going to build a beautiful wall and King George is going to pay for it." #1776Trump
— John Haltiwanger (@jchaltiwanger) July 5, 2016
"Look at my African American over there.
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) July 5, 2016
How did he get out?"#1776Trump
Red coats are bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. #1776Trump
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) July 5, 2016
#1776Trump
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) July 5, 2016
Me the People
"I'm more Native American than Pocahontas!" #1776Trump
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) July 5, 2016
The declaration is a terrible deal. Jefferson is low energy. Little Benny is weak. And Lyin’ John Adams is a nasty person. #1776Trump
— Paul Vale (@PaulVale) July 5, 2016
George Washington blocked from crossing Delaware by Trump henchman Chris Christie #1776Trump
— lancegould (@lancegould) July 5, 2016
#1776Trump sex "is my own personal Bunker Hill" https://t.co/sSwdvMPknc
— Payton J. Pickett (@paytonjpickett) July 5, 2016
Benedict Arnold is a good friend of mine. I know nobody more trustworthy #1776Trump
— (((Philip Moon))) (@Philip_R_Moon) July 5, 2016
Considering his views on immigration #1776Trump would probably have himself deported back to England
— Beuford (@Beuford2Beuford) July 5, 2016
"...all men are endowed by their Creator ... I guarantee there's no problem. I guarantee..." #1776Trump pic.twitter.com/CLHapbH2q7
— Walt Hicks (@WalteBeest) July 5, 2016
An ‘extremely credible source’ has told me that George Washington's birth certificate is a fraud #1776Trump
— Lili Von Shtupp (@Lily_Bell82) July 5, 2016
What a waste of tea. I wouldn't have destroyed it. I would've sold it to the Chinese. #1776Trump
— Alex Beech (@alexbeech) July 5, 2016
Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of younger prettier wives #1776Trump
— Bethmo (@livewbeth) July 5, 2016
#1776Trump "Delete Your Courier Pigeon"
— Christian Fletcher (@Darth_Pingu) July 5, 2016
Women love me because they'll be hung by a rope in the town square if they declare otherwise. #1776Trump
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) July 5, 2016
"I'm more Native American than this Pocahontas broad!" #1776Trump
— Brett Osinoff (@BrettOsinoff) July 5, 2016
#1776Trump Don't shoot until you see the intense Orange hue of the skin. @HuffPostComedy @lancegould
— Public Emily (@emily_the_gray) July 5, 2016
The Founding Fathers celebrate "Bring Your Hot Daughter To Work Day." #1776Trump @HuffPostComedy @lancegould
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) July 5, 2016
The Preramble #1776Trump
— Dan Stabb (@DanStabb) July 5, 2016
"Look at my African-American over here. Aren't you the greatest?" Wait a minute...#1776Trump @HuffPostComedy @lancegould
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) July 5, 2016
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