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People Are Predicting The News Headlines Of 2017, And They’re Terrifying

"Trump declares war after his feelings were hurt during a conference call with NATO."
Lee Moran
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Reporter, HuffPost

The year is not yet over, but 2016 has already been quite the rollercoaster ride.

Donald Trump’s presidential election win, British voters’ decision to exit the European Union, the Chicago Cubs’ World Series victory and the death of stars including David Bowie and Prince have all made it a year to remember (or one we’d rather forget).

With that in mind, Twitter users have been busy imagining some of next year’s news headlines via the globally trending #HeadlinesFor2017 hashtag.

But be warned, some of them are terrifying. Here are some of the best posts we’ve seen so far:

#Headlinesfor2017 Pope Francis to America: No Amount of Praying Will Help You Now

— Jo (@friendofelines) November 15, 2016

President Trump builds wall around IRS Federal HQ. Sends bill to IRS. #Headlinesfor2017

— JamesonStafford (@WildcardJameson) November 15, 2016

#Headlinesfor2017

Playboy brings back nudity after pressure from POTUS.

— Astral P Tripper (@TimeTravelnMan) November 15, 2016

Trump declares war after his feelings were hurt during a conference call with NATO. #headlinesfor2017

— Brick Cannon (@C_Dougie) November 15, 2016

"Jan: Hillary Clinton is sworn in as 45th President. Ashton K is screaming nearby: BESTPRANKEVER! GOTCHAAAA!"

#Headlinesfor2017

— Shelly Shenoy (@shellyshenoy) November 15, 2016

#Headlinesfor2017 trump supporters suddenly realize they have been in a 18 month long prank show

— Brandon Maddox (@Cbmaddox82) November 15, 2016

Half of America has deported itself #Headlinesfor2017

— Sarachacha (@Sarah_Joyous) November 15, 2016

#Headlinesfor2017
Trump promotes Melania to Secretary of Bully Control

— Deb is Gone (@DebIsGone) November 15, 2016

Pence is revealed to be Voldemort incarnate #Headlinesfor2017

— Pharaoh Nasty Woman (@Netjeretkhau) November 15, 2016

Trump supporters desperately insist that winning is going to start any day now #Headlinesfor2017

— CanadianAgainstTrump (@secretkuotoa) November 15, 2016

#Headlinesfor2017 Hell full. They are building a new one.

— B.R.Clark selflessly (@BRClarkBF) November 15, 2016

Donald Trump now rocks a man bun #Headlinesfor2017

— Mav (@mayvicious) November 15, 2016

Instead of carpet bombing Trump sends out tweet storm telling ISIS to "Stop it!" #Headlinesfor2017

— PoliticTea ☕️ (@politictea) November 15, 2016

"Californians to vote on secession; secessionist group qualifies #Calexit independence referendum for 2018 ballot" #Headlinesfor2017

— Yes California (@YesCalifornia) November 15, 2016

#Headlinesfor2017

Most popular girls' name of 2017:
Nasty

— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) November 15, 2016

#Headlinesfor2017

Three new First Ladies by June 30th

— Astral P Tripper (@TimeTravelnMan) November 15, 2016

JESUS RETURNS
Gets in Twitter war with Trump
"@JesusChrist I like messiahs who don't get crucified"#Headlinesfor2017

— READY FOR STARDOM (@rstardom) November 15, 2016

ISIS abandons plans to destroy USA since Drumpf is already doing a fine job at it #Headlinesfor2017

— Pharaoh Nasty Woman (@Netjeretkhau) November 15, 2016

Trump's allegations of rigged election found to be true.#Headlinesfor2017

— NoTrumpZone (@AEM1954) November 15, 2016

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