Hell is a driver with deep-rooted insecurities about his masculinity tailgating you in his new recreational "tank."
Designed for those situations when an armor-plated Humvee simply won't suffice, the Action Mobil Global XRS 7200 is an all-terrain mobile home built for "globe cruises" that offers 23 square feet of living space atop a 720-horsepower engine. Which is to say, nearly everyone who wants to own one of these beasts is a potential risk.
With a price tag of $891,000, it's unlikely that anyone short of Arnold Schwarzenegger can afford to go conflict-zone camping in this ostentatious land yacht. But it does have its share of nice features, shown in the dramatic promotional video below.
First of all, there's the hydraulic lift. Gotta have one of those. How else are you going to store your off-road motorcycle?
The interior is lavishly furnished -- yet built to endure extreme conditions -- with appliances powered by electricity that's generated as you drive. The mileage on this rolling midlife crisis is probably atrocious, so it's nice to know it's contributing to something other than your growing void of debt and regret.
Photos on Action Mobil's Facebook page show some models equipped with solar panels, and a promotional video on the company's website reveals storage compartments large enough to fit a couple of gas-powered generators. All good stuff to have when you're off-roading in the Maghreb.
View photos of the vehicle's interior and exterior below.
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