If you love pizza, very few things in life are comparable to the pure, cheese-filled joy that occurs when you bite into a slice.
But Naija Gym Blog, a health blogger, tried to rob the world of pizza’s unadulterated awesomeness by exposing its caloric underbelly in a total Debbie Downer of a tweet:
Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now? pic.twitter.com/MXBl9lFIYv
— Naija Gym Blog (@naijagym) February 16, 2017
We won’t even get into how Naija Gym Blog used the greasiest, unappealing $1 slices in all of New York City for this post, or how there are healthy pizza options out there or that the poster felt so righteous in their food judgy-ness that they also tweeted a freakin’ poll:
LOVE FOR PIZZA POLL😃:
— Naija Gym Blog (@naijagym) February 20, 2017
Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?
Pls RT
Thankfully, the fine “IDGAF” people of Twitter were not having any of this blogger’s foolishness. Instead, they clapped back with a pizza their minds.
Here are the sauciest responses:
I don't think this is quite going the way @naijagym intended pic.twitter.com/3aIAAxAlet
— your good pal vk (@VilinskiKonjic) February 19, 2017
@naijagym @VilinskiKonjic hahaha "have you ever had pizza?"
— Elliott Clarke (@EJ_Clarke) February 19, 2017
@naijagym yess,just look at it calling my name 😍
— Nigerian Spice° (@Miss_3ff) February 17, 2017
@naijagym Pizza? Who has pizza? I want pizza
— LDN Ghost/Flower (@charlotte_moth) February 19, 2017
@naijagym that's not a pizza, this is pic.twitter.com/rai9QyXatN
— Trash Begins (@koalalampour) February 19, 2017
@naijagym doesn't matter how many times you tweet and retweet this. The answer will always be "YES" 😍😍😆
— Achalaugo (@missamaks) February 19, 2017
.@naijagym 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
— fermutlichRitze (@f_Ritze) February 19, 2017
.@naijagym Give me the pizza, mate. pic.twitter.com/AVHLuO6Zx1
— JENNY (@jennywhojenny) February 19, 2017
@naijagym yes but make it 3 slices. i'm extra hungry.
— cx cope (@cxcope) February 19, 2017
.@naijagym pic.twitter.com/SQFrRjQYAR
— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) February 19, 2017
@naijagym I had to stop and get some pizza half way through this article.
— Valle Grace (@giggleferocious) February 19, 2017
This warm oil tastes delicious @naijagym pic.twitter.com/L9OCK8mwgc
— Aron Yohannes (@AronYohannes) February 19, 2017
@naijagym yep! pic.twitter.com/aK59M8vBzo
— Antwan V. Staley (@antwanstaley) February 19, 2017
.@naijagym why are you the way that you are?
— Jordan Uhl (@JordanUhl) February 20, 2017
@naijagym hell yeah pic.twitter.com/UBg2I2Kodr
— Joel Embiid the GOAT (@gsandhu92) February 19, 2017
@naijagym The next time I'm planning to swallow warm oil I'll go for the pizza instead. Thanks for the advice!
— Garreth Hayes (@garrethhayes) February 19, 2017
.@naijagym: Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?
— Michelle DuQuesnay (@MickiDukes) February 19, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/0pBxWh7q6b
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