Man Wakes Up With Huge Penis Tattoo On His Leg (NSFW)

Greg got drunk. Greg woke up to find a large penis tattoo hanging down his leg and he can't remember a thing.

Oh, Greg.

At first, he said on a recent episode of the British TV show "Tattoo Fixers," he thought one of his friends had sketched the 10-by-2 1/2-inch veiny phallus with a Sharpie. He tried to scrape it off and it bled instead. Then he came to the realization that it was a permanent tattoo.

"I thought, well, that's the end of my life as I knew it," he told "Fixers."

He added that the thigh-climbing trouser snake put his own equipment to shame.

Oh oh, Greg.

But there is a happy ending. Sketch, an artist on the show, managed to slay the one-eyed monster, converting it into an "Asian guardian lion."

It's a jungle in there, Greg.

If you want to watch the metamorphosis, Greg's, er, portion begins at 14:10 in the "Tattoo Fixers" segment above.

H/T The Sun

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