The most laughable moment of Wednesday’s third and final presidential debate came when Republican nominee Donald Trumpdeclared, “Nobody respects women more than me.”
The words had barely left Trump’s mouth before the nasty women of the world got to work. Within minutes, Twitter was surging with #nastywomen jokes, women were plotting their nastiest Halloween costumes, and people were redirecting nasty-centric domain names to Hillary’s website. Needless to say, the nasties of the world know just who they’re voting for.
In honor of this impromptu celebration of nasty women ― those who rule the world with their strength and sass ― we’ve compiled some of art history’s nastiest muses. From Mary Magdalene to Joan of Arc to all the artistic subjects who prefer to be rendered in the buff, these are some of the most powerful, lewd and crude queens to ever hang on a museum wall.
Behold: Here are 21 such subjects. At least in our imaginations, these painted ladies are definitely voting HRC.
She so nasty she didn’t bother wearing clothes to the picnic.
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She so nasty she gets lost in the beauty of her own reflection.
She so nasty she’s got some split ends but they’re being taken care of.
She so nasty she’s about to shred this lute.
She so nasty she rocks a blue bow ― and nothing else.
She so nasty she’s just waiting to destroy you.
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She so nasty she Joan of Arc.
She so nasty she’s waving her butt around. No regrets and no apologies.
She so nasty she prefers receiving her floral bouquets in the nude.
She so nasty she reads Cornhill Magazine cover to cover.
She so nasty she takes her puppy out without a leash and without clothes.
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She so nasty she jams out on two lyres at once.
She so nasty she literally decapitating this fool Holofernes.
She so nasty she doesn’t wear clothes to the dark wood.
She so nasty she drinks wine and plays with swords at the same damn time.
She so nasty she looks almost like a sexy ant woman.
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She so nasty she plays with snakes.
She so nasty she’s practicing her Supta Baddha Konasana pose.
She so nasty she’s Mary Magdalene.
She so nasty she’s getting ready to break into some of that absinthe after work.
She so nasty she gave you life!
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