My hometown date: here's the target I go to every other day, here's my Starbucks, here's the couch I watch reality tv on #TheBachelorette
— Mackenzie Nikolay (@mjnikolay) July 18, 2017
I've never met a guy I liked enough to play basketball in 3" booties. #TheBachelorette
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) July 18, 2017
#TheBachelorette producers are a little heavy handed on the "Baltimore is tough" thing making us sit on basketballs cause WHO HAS CHAIRS?
— Rachel (@bacheloretteFTW) July 18, 2017
Where did they find an EMPTY basketball court when it’s nice outside?? #TheBachelorette
— Diggy Moreland🌹 (@diggymoreland) July 18, 2017
Give Eric's family their own damn show. Like if Rachel doesn't pick him, give him a show where they help him find a woman. #TheBachelorette
— Janet Mock (@janetmock) July 18, 2017
I kind of want to be a part of Eric's family and we are only two mins in #TheBachelorette
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) July 18, 2017
AUNT 👏 VERNA 👏 FOR 👏 BACHELORETTE 👏 #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/ktv2bbwk9l
— Sarah Wainschel (@Swainsch) July 18, 2017
Eric's family for president. #TheBachelorette
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) July 18, 2017
Me: I'm not a fan of Bryan.
— marivel (@marvilel) July 18, 2017
Bryan: *speaks Spanish*
Me: #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/jCYUujFCNq
Bryan just called his mom "fireball". But we call Rach "fireball". WHO WILL WIN THIS TITLE!?!? #theBachelorette
— Raven (@ravengates09) July 18, 2017
JoJo's mom vs Bryan's mom #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/2jsHzVAVJC
— Robyn Ross (@RobynRossTV) July 18, 2017
Your move, Jewish mother-in-laws. #theBachelorette pic.twitter.com/4qDX1rlhLR
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) July 18, 2017
Bryan's mom: "If he's not happy, I will kill you."
— Aliya Langley (@aliyalangley) July 18, 2017
Rachel outwardly: *laughs*
Rachel inwardly: #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MC0SS2JuGx
Rachel: I missed Peter.#BachelorNation: Girl get in line.#TheBachelorette
— Marissa D (@marissad415) July 18, 2017
PETER I SEE YOU WEARING A GREY SHIRT TO BRING OUT THE SILVER FOX VIBES EVEN MORE #TheBachelorette
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) July 18, 2017
TFW your buddy wants reassurance that it’s okay to propose to a woman he’s known for 42 days. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/kV1EXKBloZ
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) July 18, 2017
We can always count on #TheBachelorette hometowns to remind us that the Kate Gosselin haircut is still a thing in many parts of the country.
— Emily L. Foley (@EmilyLFoley) July 18, 2017
every #TheBachelorette viewer when Peter says he has a wall up pic.twitter.com/ebyZMihutu
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) July 18, 2017
Peter ready for commitment. Like, 2 year contract with Verizon, commitment. Not, LeBron lifetime Nike contract,commitment #TheBachelorette
— Diggy Moreland🌹 (@diggymoreland) July 18, 2017
Peter: I don't make rash decisions. That's not who I am.
— Hannah Goldman (@hannahgoldman16) July 18, 2017
Me: You're on the bachelorette sir #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MIvnX4evGl
Rachel right now with Dean #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/n74cZBcOR3
— Kiara (@Kiara_monet97) July 18, 2017
Man, we just want to give this entire family a hug. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/JrHk67Hb2C
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) July 18, 2017
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME DEAN'S FAMILY ISSUES WERE EXPOLITED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION FOR RATINGS ONLY TO GET SENT HOME!?!! FOH #TheBachelorette
— payton ♡ (@paytonpark18) July 18, 2017
Me when Rachel sent Dean home but I remembered Peter is still there #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/3JeWkXIjVQ
— Nicole Heaney (@niicoleheaney) July 18, 2017
DEAN DESERVED BETTER #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/XITRnYpLfi
— Marissa Brantley (@Marissab91) July 18, 2017
Dean: You have 3 incredible guys in there
— Chandler (@ChndlrVlndr) July 18, 2017
Me: *cough* 2 incredible guys and Bryan *cough*#TheBachelorette
Had to show up in my hometown. Mom would've killed me RT @EmilyLFoley: Oh man, I forgot @chrisbharrison was on this show! #TheBachelorette
— Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison) July 18, 2017
It's always amazing to me how many people are shocked when ABC finds ways to exploit people and actually uses them #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/cn3HYM3sJG
— meghan (@muchmeghan) July 18, 2017
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