I can't even believe im watching this show without Dean there. #TheBachelorette #DeanieBabyforLife
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) July 25, 2017
When you think you about to smash in the fantasy suites but find out you meeting the fam. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/WArkfdFt0t
— Alex Wright (@ak19912000) July 25, 2017
Nothing says low pressure date like taking a man shopping for baby clothes right before he meets your parents #TheBachelorette
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) July 25, 2017
Allister already has a credit score of 840. #TheBachelorette
— Diggy Moreland🌹 (@diggymoreland) July 25, 2017
Peter's on cruise control for the Bachelor.. just keep being super indecisive and ya got this! #theBachelorette
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) July 25, 2017
Every woman's ovaries watching Peter pick out baby clothes #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/a96uNma2HG
— Final Rose (@TheFinalRose) July 25, 2017
Peter: a grown ass man who learns from his mistakes and addresses flaws in his relationships head-on. #TheBachelorette
— ella of themyscira (@brosandprose) July 25, 2017
Peter when talking to @TheRachLindsay about committing... #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/h32yODjhJT
— Robby H Hayes (@RobbyHHayes) July 25, 2017
Peter is so good looking that I wouldn't even be able to form sentences around him. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/3YBYr9X2s8
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) July 25, 2017
#thebachelorette #bachelornation
— Fantasy Suite Talk (@FantasySteTalk) July 25, 2017
Peter: our relationships are different
Translation: pic.twitter.com/A2wxwaoBa3
Pretty sure nobody would complain if we just had two hours of Copper. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/1FQA9rXsuu
— Nick Peterson (@NickPetersonTV) July 25, 2017
my updated #thebachelorette rankings
— ashley (@atherealitys) July 25, 2017
peter
eric
peter's hair
rachel's moisturizer
eric's pea coat
the stomped on grapes
bryan
I'm the friend sipping her mimosa and looking very intently at Rachel #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/EpmS5239T4
— Amanda Hess (@amandahess) July 25, 2017
I hope Rachel's final two are Peter and Copper. #TheBachelorette
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) July 25, 2017
Digging Alex's new look. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/e2VkgiIdF3
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) July 25, 2017
Constance needs to be my relationship advisor. Or my matchmaker. Or just my friend. #TheBachelorette
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) July 25, 2017
Bryan: "can you excuse me I need to review my lines" #TheBachelorette
— Diya (@diyanux) July 25, 2017
#TheBachelorette Bryan: can i be excused? Bryan in the bathroom: pic.twitter.com/VrPq6xcWh7
— cate 🐻 (@watchesyoutube) July 25, 2017
"I think ur family is amazing"
— Eunice (@Ms_Eunicebabyy) July 25, 2017
Constance: YOU JUST MET ME AN HOUR AGO!!! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/hP6Sin4Una
Rachel's mom: Pick one mom or wife
— Bubby (@AdamInCentralPA) July 25, 2017
Bryan: *sweats bullets*
Rachel: but but
Mom: Let the defendant answer the question #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MlVQw2jHlu
Also, LOVE that Uncle Jeff was not going to let all that awkwardness keep him from his damn lunch. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/rzWCY9tRwp
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) July 25, 2017
MY DAD JUST COMPARED BRYAN TO GASTON AND MY I'M WHEEZING!!! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/1k3l0UXH6l
— Blake Hollis🔹 (@titohollis) July 25, 2017
Chris Harrison: We're looking for women to date our next Bachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) July 25, 2017
Me: (Thinking it's Peter)#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/2iMNwd9hgg
My sister walked into hometowns like...#theBachelorette pic.twitter.com/y0aKxqSIMe
— Rachel Lindsay (@TheRachLindsay) July 25, 2017
Eric is a good listener. But he stares at you like you’re Maury about to open an envelope. #TheBachelorette
— Diggy Moreland🌹 (@diggymoreland) July 25, 2017
Is this the first fantasy date episode where none of the guys make me want to gag? Yes. #TheBachelorette
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) July 25, 2017
Rachel get it from her momma. The ability to ask tough questions I mean. #thebachelorette
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) July 25, 2017
Me rn #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/vkdX35ojpE
— Briana Feirstein (@BriFri96) July 25, 2017
I eat all the food on the dates on #TheBachelorette after they leave
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) July 25, 2017
Peter: I'm not 100% if I can propose after knowing u 9wks
— lil intro vert (@saywhatmartine) July 25, 2017
Rach: 🚩🚩
Bryan: Ive loved u since before u were born.
Rach: 😍💍#TheBachelorette
Yall are forgetting that Rachel is the prize in this show. She shouldn't have to settle for something she doesn't want #TheBachelorette
— GlammyAfricana (@beautyqueenx_x) July 25, 2017
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