On this week’s episode of “The Bachelor” we learned a whole lot. We learned that Abe Lincoln and Michael Jordan love naps, that corn is all about the juicy kernels, and that not everyone quite understands what emotional intelligence means. The joys of when #alternativefacts meet reality TV.
On Saturdays,I march for women's rights and on Mondays I watch women act like idiots over an idiot. It's called balance. #TheBachelor
— KARMEL (@karmmybug) January 24, 2017
They need to change Vanessa's occupation byline #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/kwtN4NM1E1
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) January 24, 2017
Corinne be like #theBachelor pic.twitter.com/ePsaSvYxs6
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 24, 2017
Whew. Give Corinne a book.
— roxane gay (@rgay) January 24, 2017
Someone get @viallnicholas28 a pedi stat. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/ri3o8LaeaN
— Jen Marcus (@jenmarcus) January 24, 2017
The women are discussing Corinne's "privilege." Which is the closest they'll ever get to politics on #TheBachelor.
— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@CleverTitleTK) January 24, 2017
"I'm not privileged" says the 24-year-old woman with a nanny. #TheBachelor
— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) January 24, 2017
"The Bounce House Situation" is my new band name. #TheBachelor
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) January 24, 2017
Did you know that the phrase "you do you" is an ancient diss? #TheBachelor
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) January 24, 2017
Raven is toying with the idea of the right to bare arms. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 24, 2017
And the #Oscar for Most Epic Side-Eye goes to... #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/5F8pOh5QCu
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) January 24, 2017
Still en route home but apparently #Corinne has said she is privileged "in no way shape or form." So true... #alternativefacts #TheBachelor
— Kate Coyne (@KatePeople) January 24, 2017
Even Nick's parents are saying, "Please please let this work for Nick so we don't have to endure this crap for a fifth time." #TheBachelor
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) January 24, 2017
Nick's mom looks like she gives the best hugs #TheBachelor
— Caila Quinn (@CailaQuinn) January 24, 2017
"You look great," @viallnicholas28 to some woman he dated in front of a woman with whom he's on a date #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/VRS7FmU6hT
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) January 24, 2017
Nick's mental plan every date
— Connor (@CaptainCons) January 24, 2017
1. attempt conversation
2. be awkwardly silent
3. initiate a makeout
4. keep going with #3#TheBachelor
Wait...the way to Nick's heart is revealing when you last went to the store in sweatpants?! Hon: I AM YOUR DREAM WOMAN. #TheBachelor
— Kate Coyne (@KatePeople) January 24, 2017
Danielle didn't do any research? He's been on 4 seasons #TheBachelor
— Jared Haibon (@haibon_jared) January 24, 2017
The date card says, "Say cheese."
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) January 24, 2017
LIKE CHEESE PASTA?! ARE WE GOING TO LEARN TO MAKE CHEESE PASTA? #TheBachelor
"If you weren't in love with me, I'm just not sure why you milked me"-the cow to Nick #TheBachelor
— Robert Mills (@Millsy11374) January 24, 2017
MJ, are you napping again!? Wake up, we have a group date! #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/DgLjpB62G0
— Michael G. (@MichaelGarofola) January 24, 2017
Name a more iconic trio. I'll wait #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Hxqw1q4WAV
— Hannah (@hannahleeradner) January 24, 2017
TBH I would fight way harder for a pickle than a fiancé #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/b7R8YxyJwf
— Bustle (@bustle) January 24, 2017
Nobody on this show knows what the word “literally” means.
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) January 24, 2017
Alternative fact from #TheBachelor Abraham Lincoln did indeed nap and invented the selfie
— Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison) January 24, 2017
This is the 3rd prospective TV fiance Nick's little sister has met. #TheBachelor
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) January 24, 2017
"Then I ripped his face off, then hers" #TheBachelor
— maxwell (@maxwellstrachan) January 24, 2017
I've never identified with anything more than Taylor awkwardly waiting to be acknowledged. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 24, 2017
Corinne is the first contestant to ever eat on #thebachelor 🙏🏻
— Leigh B. Z. (@leighblickley) January 24, 2017
Taylor should charge Corinne $250 when this session is over #TheBachelor
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) January 24, 2017
"I *kicked* the door open... then I picked up her stiletto, and beat him in the head with it"
— δąτδ (@dsats05) January 24, 2017
That is SO Raven! #TheBachelor
Nice spas are known for their chicken tacos. #TheBachelor
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) January 24, 2017
"My two biggest fears are Nicolas Cage the actor... and aliens." Okay, we have NOT been hearing enough from Alexis #TheBachelor
— isabella biedenharn (@isabella324) January 24, 2017
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