Sarah Palin's Brand New Tell-All Book to Document Her Soon-to-Be Released Tell-All Book

In political news, former Republican Governor of Alaska and Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has hit it rich again in the book world. Despite the November 17th release of "Going Rogue: An American Life" -- her tell-all book about her political rise -- Palin has already decided to "write" her even newer tell-all book which will thoroughly document the "writing process" of her shitty book that critics have labeled "the best beach read since Keyshawn Johnson's Just Give Me the Damn Ball!"

"We are absolutely thrilled about Sarah's brand new tell-all book," said HarperCollins executive, Tim Lakers. "Sarah worked really hard on Going Rogue: An American Life, but I don't think people will appreciate how arduous the process of finding a good ghostwriter is just by reading an embellished memoir about a person who doesn't believe in dinosaurs. Anyway, we felt the necessary next step was to have her write a tell-all book about that tell-all book. Sarah was a bit overwhelmed at the idea initially, but she quickly accepted our offer of five million dollars and a 12-pack of fruit rollups. We're hopeful that it will be even shittier than her current tell-all book."

HarperCollins predicted that the new tell-all memoir will be released sometime in 2010. According to sources close to Palin, the first chapter will cover how Palin sat in a beauty salon all day while her first book was written by a much smarter person who was in dire need of money.

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