Cleveland Weatherman Won't Shave Gnarly Beard Until The Browns Win

A Cleveland weatherman has gone full “Cast Away” thanks to his refusal to shave until the hapless Browns win a football game.

Fox 8 Cleveland meteorologist Scott Sabol probably didn’t expect the Browns to be this bad when he made the regrettable promise earlier on in the season. Now he’s sporting one woolly beard.

Oh, yes. The Browns are 0–12.

Let’s take a quick look at the evolution of the beard, shall we?

Sabol looks sharp and clean-shaven in his default image on Twitter. Very professional. Would make a great meteorologist.

Now, here’s the beard in early October. You can tell that Sabol is starting to think about the off-season.

Late October. Perhaps Sabol should have made his wager on the Cleveland Cavaliers winning a game.

By the end of November, Sabol has become a lumberjack.

As you may have noted from the tweet above, Sabol has made clear that he will shave at the end of the season, should the Browns fail to win before then. That’s probably for the best.