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Twitter Goes Volcanic On Jeff Sessions After His Hawaii Dig

One idea: A 3-hour tour to maroon the attorney general on "Gilligan's Island" for a long, long time.
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Twitter is not being very pacific about Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ insulting dismissal of America’s 50th state. The nation’s top lawman expressed astonishment that a Hawaiian judge “on an island in the Pacific” could dare hold up President Donald Trump’s travel ban.

Sessions was referring to a March 15 order by U.S. District Judge Derrick Watson that blocked parts of Trump’s second travel ban. “I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power,” Sessions said earlier this week.

That “island in the Pacific” Sessions so scorned has been a state since 1959, Twitter was quick to point out, and was the site of the surprise Japanese bomber attack that launched the U.S. into World War II.

One wag wondered if Sessions’ apparent confusion that Hawaii is actually part of America could perhaps explain birthers’ belief that President Barack Obama wasn’t actually born in the U.S. — because he was born on that very same “island in the Pacific.” Hawaii’s Democratic senators blasted the comment, with Sen. Mazie Hirono underscoring the racism of Sessions’ “dog whistle politics.”

The ACLU of Hawaii boasted in a tweet that “civil rights is in our DNA,” and a number of tweets noted that it was Sessions’ state of Alabama that once fought to leave the U.S.

One writer hoped Sessions would take a “three-hour” tour, when he could presumably get lost on “Gilligan’s Island.”

Somebody PLEASE remind ignorant racist Jeff BEAUREGARD Sessions where the HELL Pearl Harbor took place. #IslandInThePacific pic.twitter.com/ul65cF08nm

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) April 20, 2017

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
I'm in my 50's
Hawaii has been a state
LONGER than I've been on the planet #IslandInThePacific #Clueless pic.twitter.com/LtyV5h8Ryc

— BROKEN PROMISELAND (@VoteAngryNow) April 20, 2017

Wait, so did the birthers just not realize Hawaii was a state? #islandinthepacific

— anna dyes her hair (@hapasareasian) April 20, 2017

Hey Jeff Sessions,

We're amazed that a racist from Alabama can become Attorney General. So guess we're even.#IslandinthePacific https://t.co/D8pPCTGuCX

— Dan Hamamura (@DanHamamura) April 20, 2017

We should let @jeffsessions know that New Mexico is a state too. Otherwise the wall might get built in the wrong place. #islandinthepacific https://t.co/PwBp9Y9nPM

— Marty (@MeInCa) April 20, 2017

#IslandInThePacific was the site of the most horrific attack on the U.S. until 9/11. An American flag flew. Not a Confederate one! Hick!

— Steve G (@steveg1425) April 20, 2017

Can we send Jeff Sessions on a 3 hour tour of an #IslandInThePacific? pic.twitter.com/hbP9dFkIAJ

— Mimi LeRoch (@MimiLeroch) April 20, 2017

I'll note for Jeff Sessions' benefit that the #IslandInThePacific, unlike his home state of Alabama, never tried to LEAVE the United States.

— Chad (@RevDJEsq) April 20, 2017

@ACLU This #islandinthepacific 1st to legalize #abortion, first to ratify #ERA, authored #TitleIX...#civilrights in our DNA & not stopping!

— ACLU of Hawaii (@acluhawaii) April 20, 2017

Reminder: 75 years + 2 days ago the US avenged Japan's attack on that #IslandInThePacific. https://t.co/5CX7GomM1D pic.twitter.com/LexiNT7pca

— Joel A. L. Thomas (@AnAmericanRiver) April 20, 2017

This is me every day with this administration #IslandInThePacific pic.twitter.com/5CTjcCB1Eq

— Shanae Dale (@shada524) April 20, 2017

And for one final love tweet to the state:

Gorgeous pic of that #IslandInThePacific.
Ha’iku, Hawaii pic.twitter.com/JAnKE0GBai

— Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) April 20, 2017
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