The second episode of the 21st season of “The Bachelor” was.... painful? Distressing? Cringe-inducing? Dominated by boobs? All of the above?
Nick Viall got to take wedding photos with at least five different brides, cupped some breasts, and had a real breakup conversation after a fake breakup conversation. All in a night’s work for the Bachelor.
Below are 43 tweets that nail the joy and pain that is watching “The Bachelor”:
Very excited to watch Nick and his many v-necks to go on this journey. #TheBachelor
— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) January 10, 2017
This is one season where I have nothing bad to say about anyone’s eyebrows which is super rare. #TheBachelor
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) January 10, 2017
8:07 pm on a Monday. Naturally my mother just called. #TheBachelor
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) January 10, 2017
Is that @diffeyewear? #teamfranco #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/jqQBACTJnF
— Caila Quinn (@CailaQuinn) January 10, 2017
Don't be disappointed to be a bridesmaid. Bridesmaids already have had success with Nick, just ask Liz. #TheBachelor
— Michael G. (@MichaelGarofola) January 10, 2017
I think @viallnicholas28's entire body could fit through Alexis's hoop earring. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/nISr46kVcE
— Jen Marcus (@jenmarcus) January 10, 2017
I'm at the age where I can no longer discern youth from fillers. #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 10, 2017
I like lob girl, but not enough to commit her name to memory just yet. #TheBachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) January 10, 2017
Actually "4th times a charm" more so describes the # of attempts it takes for a mistake free tweet than it does my love life #TheBachelor
— Nick Viall (@viallnicholas28) January 10, 2017
I'm going to need Jorge from #BachelorinParadise to serve me margaritas in order to watch this... #TheBachelor #CapGenius
— Robby H Hayes (@RobbyHHayes) January 10, 2017
If you're not sure what to watch tonight, remember the rule: Rose before Bros
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) January 10, 2017
You all keep tweeting me about this. 😂 I meeeeean, I guess, maybe? I do think she's cute, so I'll take it. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/GId8IPws6R
— Jade Tolbert (@jadelizroper) January 10, 2017
"Nick and I do have a lot of sexual chemistry"
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) January 10, 2017
*Nick makes an awkward face and cringes a little*#TheBachelor
Boobs before convos. #TheBachelor
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) January 10, 2017
Corinne is so much fun to watch if she doesn't go all the way please get her a ticket to Paradise
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) January 10, 2017
Help! Corinne is being choked by the evil spirit of Claire's Boutique. #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 10, 2017
If handwritten cards weren't so rare anymore, date cards would be less exciting. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 10, 2017
Corynne has a real Cat Marnell vibe.
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) January 10, 2017
New tag line for Tinder: "I'm attracted to a**holes." #TheBachelor
— Kathleen Schmidt (@Bookgirl96) January 10, 2017
"Can I steal you?"
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) January 10, 2017
- polite kleptomaniac Bachelor contestant, to a necklace at Claire's
Excuse me, can I interrupt#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/I7YoLbwBpk
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) January 10, 2017
"We actually met before at Jade and Tanner's wedding," says Liz, floating through space, repeating it forever. #TheBachelor
— Anna Breslaw (@annabreslaw) January 10, 2017
THE BACHELOR RE-INTERRUPTMENT STRIKES AGAIN
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) January 10, 2017
"A lot of alcohol. A lot of intermittent sex and talking." Liz' description of her hookup with Nick sounds very husband-y. #bachelor
— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@CleverTitleTK) January 10, 2017
Who else refers to themselves as third person and often talks about their "multi million dollar company" except Corinne? #TheBachelor
— Elizabeth Plank (@feministabulous) January 10, 2017
I feel like the counselor was actually just hired to help the other girls deal w/ Corinne & they threw her on TV b/c she's beautiful
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) January 10, 2017
Looks like C got the rose. Wonder how B and S felt about that. Will the other girls retaliate? Only time will tell. XOXO GG #TheBachelor
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) January 10, 2017
"It's going to be the most uncomfortable position I've ever been in," says the woman with a back tattoo the size of Iowa. #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 10, 2017
Trista's baby voice > Danielle's baby voice #TheBachelor
— Robert Mills (@Millsy11374) January 10, 2017
Would not be surprised if Corinne ate the rose in front of the other girls to establish dominance #TheBachelor
— The Bach Babe (@TheBachBabe) January 10, 2017
"The museum of broken relationships" is actually the official motto of the state of Florida #TheBachelor
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) January 10, 2017
On this date, Liz is the girl who wants to go for brunch and Nick is the guy who is just praying she goes home. #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 10, 2017
#thebachelor thru time:
— Julia Bush (@jabush) January 10, 2017
juan pablo: soccer dude
chris: farm guy
ben: UNLOVABLE BUT NOT RLY
nick: WASHED UP & DUMPED A LOT BUT STILL CHILL
I love that Nick and Liz met in a hotel lobby like a romantic R. Kelly song. #TheBachelor
— Jo Piazza (@jopiazza) January 10, 2017
Liz is your shitty improv partner who ignores the scene suggestion & launches into a Shakespeare monologue she def had planned #TheBachelor
— Rachel W. Miller (@the_rewm) January 10, 2017
Literally everyone right now watching Liz and Nick #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/ud7cevOfv1
— Marissa D (@marissad415) January 10, 2017
Screw the rose, gimme that sushi
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) January 10, 2017
yes ladies. before nick knew you, he had sex with another women.
— roxane gay (@rgay) January 10, 2017
Mazel, @chrisbharrison, this truly may have been the most dramatic #TheBachelor episode of all time. pic.twitter.com/G0ez2U3K1n
— Maddie Boardman (@ml_boardman) January 10, 2017
Corinne: "If you cant handle being interrupted, then why are you here?"
— Kelly Moore (@kellymo222) January 10, 2017
Also Corinne: "It's rude when people interrupt me."#TheBachelor
The thing that should feel most abandoned at that group date is that HUGE tray of sushi that no one has even touched. #thebachelor
— mamrie hart (@mametown) January 10, 2017
Poor Nick! That slap looked like it hurt haha I could definitely think of someone more deserving of that... 😳 #thebachelor
— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) January 10, 2017
Giving Corinne the rose is why Donald Trump is our President. (Not sure if this makes sense but felt good to get it out there) #TheBachelor
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) January 10, 2017
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