The NSFW Name-Pairing Of Butt And Fuchs Just Won The Olympics

German teammates joined in Olympic legend forever.

Linus Butt and Florian Fuchs of Germany enjoyed a first-round 6-2 Olympics field hockey victory over Canada on Saturday.

But the unfortunate juxtaposition of their names on TV was internet gold.

We don’t have to make middle school jokes ― we’re so above that. We’ll just let everyone else do it!

No sore losers in field hockey,” read TMZ’s headline on Sunday. TMZ added that the Canadians “took a pounding” from the two.

If you multiply Butt’s number with Fuchs’ number you get 69,” GQ wrote. “Hey sporting gods: Nice.”

And this from a Twitter user:

You get the picture.

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