As the HuffPost Comedy hashtag game rolls into its third #StuporTuesday, we explore the possibility of a superhuman Donald Trump with #TrumpSuperpowers.
"Wait, superhuman Donald Trump? Doesn't he have to become a regular human first?" you say. Touché!
We posed this hashtag to the Internet, and wouldn't you know it, people only wanted to make fun of the guy! Who'd have thought?
Can make the female "wherever" seal up at the sound of his voice. #TrumpSuperpowers @HuffPostComedy
— She Likes (@SheJStaz) March 29, 2016
#TrumpSuperPowers
— Hammerhead (@swhammerhead) March 29, 2016
Tap three mana: Summon a wall. pic.twitter.com/xCZPdNsyVf
Can morph into T-Rex. #TrumpSuperpowers pic.twitter.com/UqqAE49ASz
— Simar Ahluwalia (@sahluwal) March 29, 2016
He can make everything OKKK. #TrumpSuperpowers @TrumpSuperpowers pic.twitter.com/w5jEllkN6B
— CK (@charley_ck14) March 29, 2016
Speaks fluent Palinese #TrumpSuperpowers pic.twitter.com/O0saWmsT8b
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 29, 2016
Bitten by a radioactive douchebag and gained its powers. #TrumpSuperpowers
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) March 29, 2016
The power to take candy away from almost any baby.#TrumpSuperpowers@HuffPostComedy@realDonaldTrump
— Emilio Pastavest (@IPetFudge) March 29, 2016
Subsonic smugness and a sentient hairpiece that does his bidding. #TrumpSuperpowers
— Chris Clarke (@ScotianStrong) March 29, 2016
He's like the Cesar Milan of Stupid People
— Heath (@hdtorch) March 29, 2016
The Bigot Whisperer #TrumpSuperpowers@HuffPostComedy
The ability to stand on both sides of an issue simultaneously. #TrumpSuperpowers @HuffPostComedy
— El Dude (@ElDudeAbides215) March 29, 2016
#TrumpSuperpowers Oompa Loompa whisperer pic.twitter.com/g5FBDBWduv
— dorelita (@doreli12) March 29, 2016
#TrumpSuperPowers X-Rated Vision
— YOUNG MT (@MXTracy66) March 29, 2016
Able to make other crazy Republicans seem less crazy. #TrumpSuperpowers
— It's Meagan (@MeaganAldaine) March 29, 2016
Immune to facts. #TrumpSuperpowers
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) March 29, 2016
Can disguise himself as raw chicken at will. #TrumpSuperpowers pic.twitter.com/iIklP5J2zN
— Fate Jacket X (@FateJacketX) March 29, 2016
#TrumpSuperpowers garbage disposer pic.twitter.com/BeYLT42DTN
— Peter J Marshall (@petemarshalljnr) March 29, 2016
Impervious to wind storms#TrumpSuperpowers @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/w2pN0ByyW9
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) March 29, 2016
Able to polarize the electorate
— lobsterstyle (@lobsterstyle) March 29, 2016
Can destroy the #GOP in a single election cycle
Has uncanny ability to lose in a landslide#TrumpSuperpowers
Just being able to button his coat with those tiny fingers is truly one of the #Trumpsuperpowers
— John Perry (@randomjohnp) March 29, 2016
#TrumpSuperpowers
— Kevin (@Dillonopolous) March 29, 2016
The impossible: Uniting Democrats and Republicans in common dislike @HuffPostComedy
Turns old sheets into uniforms #TrumpSuperPowers pic.twitter.com/EBHP3SOmqg
— LJ & 10,000 others (@LjmastertrollLJ) March 29, 2016
The ability to inspire even his own campaign strategist to rip him a new one. #TrumpSuperpowers #Cegielski pic.twitter.com/8SPzFbZrz9
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) March 29, 2016
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