There's nothing like a good glass of wine -- and a sense of humor to go along with it.
Since every day should be National Wine Day, we've rounded up some spot-on tweets from women who totally understand what it's like to love, appreciate and cherish a good bottle of wine. Fill up your glass and enjoy!
oh, my blush? it's called "i've had five glasses of wine"
— marissa a. ross (@MarissaARoss) February 18, 2016
You know what they say: wine before wine sounds totally fine.
— Alyssa Wolff (@alyssawolff) February 13, 2016
If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
— denise (@Stellacopter) February 18, 2016
A cleanse for me is switching to white wine.
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) December 28, 2015
Me: I'm so over it
— majesticminge (@majesticminge) February 16, 2016
Wine: no you're not
co-worker asked if my big glass of red liquid was wine. at 11am. it's pomegranate juice but i'm glad they know xactly what kind of girl i am
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) September 9, 2015
One of my 4 nephews just brought me wine and said, "Here's your Christmas juice," and now he's the one I'm leaving everything to.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) December 25, 2015
A haiku about Valentine's Day
— THUNDER THIGH GAP (@ThunderThighGap) February 15, 2016
You burn red for me
I want you deep inside me
I love you too, wine
Probs a bad sign when you start gobbling down chocolate in the hope that it will stop you from drinking wine
— Christina Anderson (@Xtina_Anderson) March 8, 2014
It's crazy that "bucket" isn't an option for the amount of wine you can order at a bar.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) February 15, 2016
What are you having for dinner? Wine. Anything else? Fermented grapes.
— roxane gay (@rgay) February 9, 2016
in what section of my resume do I put drinking wine in the shower special skills or work experience
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) January 26, 2016
Drinking wine from the bottle while my husband makes me popcorn #leanin
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) February 23, 2015
Today is national drink wine day. Or, as I call it, Thursday.
— MOM. MOM. MOM. (@FrozenSighs) February 18, 2016
How come there are so many bars that men can go to watch sports, but not one place that girls can go to get wine + watch Scandal?
— Carly (@CarlyCristman) February 18, 2016
If by "cooking with wine" you mean I get trashed while I microwave pizza rolls then the answer is yes
— Chelsea (@chulsb88) February 14, 2016
why valentine when you can valenwine?
— Tyler Ostler (@TylerOstler) February 15, 2016
drinking wine in the shower like a Ma'am
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) December 26, 2015
My merit badge in wine drinking is taking an awfully long time to arrive.
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) September 2, 2015
remember, jesus was the one who spent his last free night on earth drinking wine w his friends
— caitlin white (@harmonicait) August 25, 2015
I have 99 problems and wine will temporarily fix all of them.
— Amy (@sublyfe2015) February 10, 2016
I thought about giving up wine for Lent....and that's when I realized I had lost my damn mind.
— Christina (@WineMummy) February 10, 2016
Snowstorm should mean we all start drinking red wine immediately
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) January 22, 2016
The world won't change until there's a tampon commercial where the girls are all curled up on couches and angrily drinking wine.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 26, 2013
Shout out to the women in her pjs at the gym holding an empty wine bott.....ok it's me
— ssssss. (@semple42) February 10, 2016
I bet whoever let their juice rot and created wine was like "oh fuck yeah, I'm TIME person of the year for sure."
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 11, 2016
Cheers!
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