When it comes to needing attention, President Donald Trump appears to be a thirsty, thirsty man. But probably pretty hungry, too, after all the executive orders he’s been signing.
That, plus his affinity for fast food, led to this week’s HuffPost Comedy hashtag: #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders.
Here are some of the very best:
A Bucket of KKKFC #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) January 31, 2017
Burrito. You're paying for it. #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) January 31, 2017
Alternative fact whopper with a diet Snopes. #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy
— She-J Staz (@SheJStaz) January 31, 2017
Five Guys to Decide a Womans Rights#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Nefarioso (@IEatusesFetuses) January 31, 2017
Alternative taco #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/mRIo7bGNe5
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) January 31, 2017
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders Breitbratwurst
— MyFriendsCallMeJeff (@JWAlex_in_MTL) January 31, 2017
Atomic Wigs #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— lancegould (@lancegould) January 31, 2017
"Oh, I'll just grab something from the crotcheteria." #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders pic.twitter.com/P9C2bMJn32
— Matt Knight (@LegendaryCatch) January 31, 2017
One large WALLburger #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/kFl0BwZLPf
— Samantha Hirsch (@slhirsch) January 31, 2017
I don't think #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders are a good idea.
— Jason Meunier (@jm_meunier) January 31, 2017
Fast food isn't good for the Constitution.
(Buh-bum-tss!)
Give me the lunch codes.#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— DanJustDan (@ShotoDan2016) January 31, 2017
Subway, but with a different terrible Jared #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/N6kuu9MNJs
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) January 31, 2017
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— ThePublicGadfly (@ThePublicGadfly) January 31, 2017
I'll have the Bad Hombre-burger with Nasty Woman Fries.
For every item I order, the people who went before me have to return two things THEY ordered
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) January 31, 2017
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Shizuka Kobayashi (@ShizukaKobayash) January 31, 2017
1 Tiny Finger Meal
1 Orange Soda
ImPeach Pie@HuffPostComedy
The McGridlock #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Matt Sullivan (@ComebackComic) January 31, 2017
Spicer Chicken Sandwich #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Preston Porter (@pr3ston) January 31, 2017
Pandering Express
— Spork Mcgork (@SporkMcgork) January 31, 2017
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
A Whopper with sleaze #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Jaime Lopez (@Lopeezie) January 31, 2017
Freshly-Grabbed Chick-fil-A #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy
— Nora McManus (@Nora_McManus) January 31, 2017
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Ian F. Hood (@IanFHood) January 31, 2017
Mouthful of Putine
Cancel the Gettysburger Address #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
— Danielle Sepulveres (@ellesep) January 31, 2017
Thin-Skinned Chicken a l' Orange with Spicer sauté lies on the side. #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders @HuffPostComedy
— Loren Bazan (@LadyofWolves) January 31, 2017
Turtle soup #executivefastfoodorders pic.twitter.com/U7ClzOqIDC
— (((peterBeberhard))) (@whomeverett) January 31, 2017
