Well, that was bats**t, huh?
Admit it, you watch the Oscars not for the art of it, but because you want to see the gowns and the political rants and the unpredictable WHAT THE HOLY F**K moments we never see coming.
Twitter, as usual, takes home the award for Funniest Social Media Platform in a Supporting Role. Here are some of Oscar night’s funniest tweets.
This is how Black Twitter will unite and go in if someone says #HiddenFences tonight at the #Oscars pic.twitter.com/X74glGfQEP
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) February 26, 2017
100000 points for Gryffindor #Oscars pic.twitter.com/k5tk44mQVU
— dani (@zarrefdani) February 27, 2017
Damien Chazelle looks REALLY nervous. If he throws up on Michael Strahan, I’ll give him $10. #Oscars
— Daniel Fienberg (@TheFienPrint) February 27, 2017
When you're feeling great about Sunday but Monday is just around the corner pic.twitter.com/THzPtXEpjR
— Jill Capewell (@jcapejcape) February 27, 2017
"what are you wearing?"
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) February 27, 2017
*claws open mouth wider wider even wider vomits insects*#oscars
Nicole Kidman be all like, "Nope, I'm not closing my eyes. That's how I ended up married to Tom Cruise." #Oscars
— Jay Thomas (@ThisJayThomas) February 27, 2017
Kimmel: 'Now for something rare these days: A president who loves both arts and sciences.' #Oscars
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 27, 2017
I bind you La La Land from doing harm to Moonlight and harm to the Oscars pic.twitter.com/gDAkD77WWA
— Ira Madison III (@ira) February 26, 2017
And the Oscar goes to the pew pew boom boom loud stuff makers. #Oscars
— Jon Risinger (@JonRisinger) February 27, 2017
don't ever talk to Me myself or my other self Ever AGAIN pic.twitter.com/XY6kCzI6eK
— ️ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@DAREDEVllLS) February 27, 2017
The best part of the #Oscars is tomorrow's rightwing radio hosts screaming about how they don't care about the Oscars, for 3 full hours.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 27, 2017
"Here to perform.... Sting."
— Evan Davies (@efd) February 27, 2017
/mutes TV
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/turns off TV
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/unplugs TV
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/unplugs cable box
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/throws TV out window
Adele Dazeem x 1,000,000 #oscars
— Rory O'Malley (@RoryOMalley) February 27, 2017
Thank you for telling us about long films so we grasp the concept of short films. #Oscars
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 27, 2017
The real question is why Vladimir Putin is interfering with the #Oscars voting.
— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) February 27, 2017
Somewhere, M. Night Shyamalan is laughing maniacally. #Oscars
— Michael Huber (@MichaelPHuber) February 27, 2017
I wish that had happened on Election Day #Oscars
— Kimmie (@CapnKimalicious) February 27, 2017
"I rigged the Best Picture envelope." #Oscars pic.twitter.com/ls3myJyu0N
— Patti Murin (@PattiMurin) February 27, 2017
Bonnie & Clyde almost pulled off one more heist. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/k0SXlETOVb
— mike fisher ✭ (@fishsports) February 27, 2017
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) February 27, 2017
*checks envelope from 1998* #Oscars
— Air Bud (@AIRBUD) February 27, 2017