Zeroing in on to the most important news in the history of the universe, Katie Couric read the news for a few minutes on CBS. Hosannah.
I really couldn't care less who reads the news, but I've always had a soft spot for Katie, particularly since I worked with her late husband on MSNBC when the station first began ten years ago, but our affair ended last night when she said that she wanted to help restore "civility" to the public discourse and then announced she would have Rush Limbaugh help with the job. I guess that's the last time I can believe anything she says--or at least make sense of it. I wonder which of Limbaugh's comments led the poohbahs at CBS, who, like NBC's "Meet the Press," decided to give Limbaugh this honor. Could it be:
- When the shocking photos at Abu Ghraib were published, Limbaugh voiced his enthusiastic agreement with a caller that what was done at Abu Ghraib was no worse than "a college fraternity prank that stacked up naked men. Exactly," Limbaugh replied:
Exactly my point! This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation and we're going to ruin people's lives over it and we're going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these people are being fired at every day. I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of need to blow some steam off?"
Let us know, CBS, which of these comments were the ones that convinced you that Limbaugh was the right guy to "restore civility" to our political discourse. We'll wait ....
Moving on to ABC, I'm not sure. Is this worse?
Tell ABC to tell the truth (What %$#R@ Liberal Media?)
Tell ABC to tell the truth (Again) Tell 'em twice.
(And how about some resignations in the news division, Smart Boys, if they don't, or do the million dollar babies up there believe it's right to exploit 9/11 for the purpose of partisan, political lying?)
(We are equal opportunity network bashers, here. Send me some NBC, particularly MSNBC horror shows and we'll print 'em too. I just don't have any handy right now.)
Heroes or Schmucks:
Five years ago, we thought they were heroes. Today, they must think themselves schmucks. Who but a schmuck would believe the word of George Bush and company when they say it's safe to breathe the air at Ground Zero? Ok, we didn't have all the information back then. Like a schmuck, I supported the invasion of Afghanistan, trusting Bush not to screw that up, or at least be honest about it. Ha. These people (and here) went in to rescue the workers and are now paying the same price that everyone who has ever trusted Bush has paid; betrayal. They are paying with their health. In Iraq and Afghanistan, our soldiers and are paying with their lives. Too bad for the Iraqi schmucks (and here) who trusted this president's words too. (I'll bet Tony Blair secretly wishes he had been less of schmuck, too; if he had been, he'd not be resigning in ignominy these days.) The failure, by the numbers, here. And the joke is, when they tell us of a threat, they've become impossible to believe except to the members of the media, who hype these threats for their own, indefensible reasons.
Rest in Peace, Dewey Redman and Bernard Wohl, great New Yorkers, both.