It seems like our kids are growing up faster and faster, as was the case for one 7th grader in California who's already encountered a number of existential crises we can all relate to.
A good friend of mine who teaches walked into his classroom this afternoon to discover that one of his students had decided to enumerate their introspections on the classroom board:
The list, titled "5 Things I Don't Understand And Hate", is as follows:
5) How Spongebob and Patrick made that noise in the TV box
I'm right there with ya, buddy.
One thing this student already understand full well: the shareability of listicles, even giving us a bonus item.
Stay strong, little guy.