Hitler's Motivational Self-Help Book: "Sieg Heil With a Smile!"

In India right now Mein Kampf is a bestseller among Indian Business School students who are looking to it as a Self-Help Book. This is beyond disturbing. Here is a list of other inappropriate Nazi Self-Help Books:

"How to Win Wars and Exterminate People"

"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Nerve Agents"

For the sassy lady who liked "Skinny Bitch," there's "Skinhead Bitch"

"Doc Mengele's Do-It-Yourself-Surgery Kit"

"The Purpose Driven Life: Drive Your Car Over a Minority"

Forget "The South Beach Diet," Hitler proposes "The South Schwitz Diet."

From the bestselling "Who Moved My Cheese?" comes "Who Moved My Cyklon B?"

So Indians are going Fascist? Good thing they don't have The Bomb, right? I really don't want to see a workplace that these Business School students run. I thought Office Politics was cutthroat enough, but now we have to worry about mini-Hitlers trying to get you fired. If they catch you gossiping around the Water Cooler, they'll waterboard you with it. You'll want the corner office, not for the view, but because that way your back is to no one.

I wonder if they'll win an Oscar next year for "Slumdog Death-Chair?"