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Vick Will Miss Prison Food -- Takes a Doggie-Bag

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Former superstar athlete Michael Vick was released from prison today after nearly 2 years in prison for running a dog fighting ring. Before the cameras today he announced his partnership with EA GAMES to release new video games based on his life. The first allows players to fight dogs to the death. It's called SONIC THE DEAD DOG.

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GRAND THEFT FIDO lets you cruise the streets to steal the local pimp's best dog.

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Then there's COCKFIGHT where two Cocks fight each other.

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Here's an image of Vick's "Fair-Fight Mode."

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SIM CITY: PUPPYMILL TYCOON

You've got 200 puppies in cages and only enough food to keep 80 alive. You better breed them quick!

All sales proceeds to benefit the "Get Michael a Job Foundation"