Charlie Sheen recently announced his decision to rehab in the comfort of his LA mansion. Sheen's critics say he's not taking his addiction seriously, but a look at the star's rigorous rehab schedule reveals that he'll be plenty busy...
6:00 AM-12:00PM -- Sleep in
12:00PM-12:30PM -- Try to pee
12:30PM-2:00PM -- Daily Reflection (optional)
2:00PM-3:00PM -- Beer pong
3:00PM-3:30PM -- Counseling (canceled)
3:30PM-5:00PM -- Lunch with Andy Dick
5:00PM-6:00PM -- Bingeing
8:30PM-9:00PM -- Body Painting
9:00PM-10:30PM -- Movie Night ("Major League 2")
10:30PM-1:00AM -- Jell-o shot contest
1:00AM-2:30 AM -- Fainting spell
6:00AM-12:00PM -- Wake up
12:00PM-12:30PM -- Wake up porn stars
12:30PM-2:00PM -- Spiritual Group (postponed)
2:00PM-3:00PM -- Tickle fight
3:00PM-5:00PM -- Stare at hand
5:00PM-7:00PM -- Foursome (not golf)
7:00PM-10:30PM -- Clean handguns
10:30PM-12:00AM -- Skinny dip
12:00AM-3:30 AM -- Bender
6:00AM-12:00PM -- Learn to play trumpet
12:00PM-2:00PM -- Peel label off Jim Beam bottle
2:00PM-4:00PM -- Lunch with Dealer
4:00PM-6:00PM -- Nude dodgeball
6:00PM-7:30PM -- Try on hats
7:30PM-9:00PM -- Lock Domino's delivery guy in bathroom; demand extra cheesy bread
9:00PM-11:30PM -- Rampage
11:30PM- 6:00AM -- Blackout
6:00AM-11:00AM -- Wake up screaming
11:00AM-12:30PM -- Ninja training
12:30 PM-2:00PM -- Prank call CBS execs
2:00 PM-3:00PM -- Think about a Mohawk
3:00 PM-5:30PM -- Eat Minute Rice straight out of box
5:30PM-7:00 PM -- Practice walking on elbows
7:00PM-3:30 AM -- Porn Movie Night ("How to Drain Your Dragon")
3:30AM-6:00AM -- Hide in bushes
6:00AM-7:30AM -- Pull own Wisdom tooth
7:30AM-10:00AM -- Group grope
10:00AM-10:30AM -- Punch FedEx guy
10:30AM-3:30PM -- Free time
3:30PM-4:30PM -- Find tattoo with safe combo
4:30PM-7:00PM -- Substance Abuse Education Group (postponed)
7:00PM-11:00PM -- Luau Night
11:00PM-4:00AM -- Collect call to Bogota
6:00AM-7:30AM -- "Manscaping"
7:30AM-10:00AM -- Try to fry egg on sidewalk
10:00AM-12:00PM -- Threaten President
12:00PM-4:30PM -- Drink nine bottles of Chateu Latour
4:30PM-7:00PM -- Choke somebody
7:00PM-11:00PM -- Text pictures of junk to Eva Mendes
11:00PM-3:00AM -- Smash some shit with ballpeen hammer
6:00AM-7:30AM -- Snort Count Chocula
7:30AM-11:00AM -- Buy replacement liver on eBay
11:00AM-2:30PM -- Brunch w/ Ron Jeremy
2:30PM-7:30PM -- Write "hush money" checks
7:30PM-8:00PM -- Eat live spider
8:00PM-5:00AM -- Soil self
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