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Possible presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee's out on tour, flogging his new children's book, Can't Wait Till Christmas. But insiders say some other holiday book proposals have been given a "thanks-but-no-thanks" by publishers:

The Story of the First Christmas: An Eyewitness Account by Senator John McCain

Joe Biden's Merry Fucking Christmas!

Donner & Blitzen Get Drawn and Quartered by Sarah Palin

"Fundy," the Elf Who Put the Christ Back in Christmas by Michele Bachmann

Santa's Quintuple Bypass Adventure by Dick Cheney

Sharron Angle's Beloved Holiday Stories for Asian/Mexican Kids

Frosty Meets His Doom & Other Climate Conscious Holiday Tales by Al Gore

Santa Sees Everything (So Don't Touch Your Thingy!) by Christine O'Donnell

A Predominantly White Christmas by Senator Rand Paul