Duck! Haiku

More from the new book, Duck! The Dick Cheney Survival Bible: 250 Ways to Find Cover From the Man Who Calls the Shots, Pulls the Strings, and Shoots the Lawyer

7 Haiku as Written by Dick Cheney

1. We like to hunt quail
I thought your face was feathers
So sorry blood beak

2. I am pretty sure
(Buckshot blood snickers bad press)
It was not a bird

3. I am loved by George
George has served me loyally
So glad I picked him

4. Hillary Clinton
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Sharp pains in my chest

5. Wise, grey-haired statesman
Experience and knowledge
Hey! Go f*** yourself!

6. Oligarchy? Sure
Plutocracy? Yup, you bet
Democracy? Feh

7. Katherine Harris
A state, once blue, becomes red
Let me count the ways

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