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Giles Slade

Giles Slade

Posted: April 20, 2008 05:57 PM

Hillary Mugabe


2008 will go down on record as the year of the presidents who just wouldn't go away.

So far, the most successful of them is Vladimir Putin who so cleverly consolidated his position during his tenure as Russian President that he has survived past his term with all of his domestic power and European influence intact. He is a pretty popular fellow too.

Then there is Robert Mugabe still desperately struggling to maintain his presidency despite a recent election the specific results of which remain unknown. Mugabe's last ten years in office strained the goodwill of anyone associated with Zimbabwe. His people, his party, his trading partners and his neighbors are sick of him. It's very hard to find anyone sympathetic to the incompetent deathgrip he maintains on a tragically impoverished country where inflation worsens every day. The election he suborned, pilfered, defrauded, and silenced offered nonviolent change to a patient people. He has cheated them of their right to express their will. He may well meet a gruesome end. In any case, at 84, his days are clearly numbered.

Finally, there is Hillary Rodham Clinton. Of course, Hillary is unlike my first two examples in that she was never actually elected president, but she did share the White House with a remarkably efficient one. For a long time, both of them have waited and schemed to place their hands once again on the exhilarating throttle of the free world.

Their patience has sustained them through eight years in the wilderness, through a bitter fight for their party's nomination, and through a long war of attrition during which -- by any measurement you care to use -- sufficient levels of national support have eluded them again and again.

To date, Barack Obama, a political nobody, bests the Clintons regularly by garnering more donations, more state primary victories, more superdelegate support, and more -- ouch -- support from the Clintons' personal friends. This is why I say -- unequivocally -- that for a time, the Clintons were undoubtedly the presidential heirs-apparent, but the country has moved on and is now experiencing Clinton fatigue.

Still, experienced pols like Robert Mugabe and the Clintons rarely go gently into the good night. If the final days of Billary's presidency taught them anything it was that in politics you should hang on and tough things out.

They just might get better.

The personal costs are horrendous, of course. Who remembers the dejection and demeanor of Bill Clinton's final days following his Monica semi-confession and the impeachment vote? The cockiest President since Jack Kennedy left office looking very much like Eeyore. It hurt to look at him.

And what about Hillary?

This year's race has changed her. A tough opponent who first attracted national attention at the tender age of 22 with carefully considered observations about integrity, trust and respect, Hillary has become a hard, mean thing desperate to hang on and all-too-willing to attack her wash-and-wear opponent with the mudslinging methods of oldstyle Arkansas politics. If one set of advice doesn't work, she gets new advice: 'Call him elitist. Focus on the gaffs. Say he isn't tough enough.'

Apparently, in the modern age of nano-fibers, this stuff just doesn't work as well as it used to.

But what has it all cost?

The will of the country was behind the Democrats in January when both Obama and Hillary appeared to be offering something fresh and new. Today, America is equally divided between John McCain and whoever the Democrats will finally choose. In an tooth-and-nail battle to prolong her eligibility for the party's nomination, Hillary has shown the country that some of the Democrats are as morally bankrupt as the Republicans.

Well, whaddya know?

Old-style cutthroat political ambition and mudslinging taints the electability of a party that was running against lobbyists, against election fraudsters, against power politics, against the same-old same-old.

Has any of this hurt Obama?

Uh-uh. Unlike all other candidates Barack Obama is not taking one last glorious shot at the title. Both Hillary and John McCain are hoping for a happy ending to rival Vladimir Putin's. To do this costs John McCain very little, whereas it costs Hillary Clinton the accrued capital of two very successful political lives. Hence my comparison to Robert Mugabe.

But I have a message for Hillary. It's time to go.

In the words of a remarkable young woman who gave the first student commencement address at Wellesley College:

the only tool we have...to use is our lives...The struggle for an integrated life existing in an atmosphere of communal trust and respect is one with desperately important political and social consequences.

What a marvelous combination of feeling and knowing she once was. Everyone thought that one day she'd be president.

Of course, that was way back there in 1969.

 
 
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10:15 AM on 04/21/2008
Haha! This is hilarious. Hillary Mobutu. Hillary Boombaye!
06:05 AM on 04/21/2008
You cannot possibly be comparing the Clintons to Mugabe in any way, shape or form and expect to be taken seriously.

Outrageous!
01:46 PM on 04/21/2008
One strength of the comparison I made is that --like the Clintons-- Mugabe was once known for his integrity and progressive policies. Of course, --like the Clintons-- all that has changed.

I DO think both the Clintons and Robert Mugabe have overstayed their welcomes as electoral candidates, and...

I DON'T think either Billary or Mugabe know when to quit.

CitizenZion, why are these thoughts 'outrageous'?
05:26 AM on 04/21/2008
I can understand the sentiment...it's been a tough campaign. But, really...Mugabe? As my wife often says to me, "take it easy man"
01:32 PM on 04/21/2008
I didn't get carried away.

There's been an enormous change in Hillary since the starting gun sounded last November and I believe that people have grown fatigued and passed the point of desiring closure long ago.

This was the pivot point of my comparison. Americans want her to leave now, just as Zimbabweans want Mugabe gone.
03:55 AM on 04/21/2008
If anyone could increase my income by 50% as Putin has done to the average Russian, I too would adore him regardless of what anybody said.

To compare Clinton to Mugabe is a stretch. Mugabe is worse than a dictator. Everybody in Zimbabwe is a millionaire. But guess what, a 100 million Zimbabwe dollars cannot even buy you a loaf of bread.

The Clintons are pathological liars at best. But under Bill's watch, the nation generally experienced sustained economic growth.
09:48 AM on 04/21/2008
You really think it was Bill and not the tech industry?
10:52 AM on 04/21/2008
At the end of the day the buck stops at the POTUS.
The leader of any nation should be praised for what is positive and rebuked for his/her negatives.

Clinton was in charge of the country so he should be praised about the great economy we had.

Let me be clear. I think Bill Clinton's character is a lot worse than Hillary's.
I am for Obama. But we should be able to give credit where credit is due.
02:59 AM on 04/21/2008
on today's huffpo front page is a picture of a parent with a child strapped to his back - she is trying to crawl under a barbed wire fence in order to escape from mugabe's zimbabwe

i couldn't help but wonder how much longer it will be before americans are crawling under fences with babies strapped to their backs, trying to escape from some hellhole in shillary mugabe's america to some other american hellhole that might be a little less hellish

welcome to Ameribabwe...
02:13 AM on 04/21/2008
Robert Mugabe and the Clintons--there's a lot of justice in that comparison.

Maybe MoveOn.org should temporarily change its name to "MoveonfromClintons.org".
02:04 AM on 04/21/2008
It is amazing that Hillary and Bill are so willing to go as far as destruction of anyone and anything and the democrat party to get what they percieve is their rightful place in the world. How did they become so self centered and hateful in the way they have displayed over and over? What gave them the sense of entitlement they have? I have no doubt that Hillary has always been the one behind the scenes schemeing and dreaming of being in her rightful place she has always placed herself in her own mind. Bill has always seemed like the good old boy who had the driven woman demanding he provide her with the place she has determined she deserves in life. Sure he liked the power and the glory but his behavior with women has been a lot of hwere he was looking at when he went into office. Hillary is still demanding her turn her share of it all and yet she will never see that her time never was and will not be. The fight she fights will cost not only her but Bill the future monies from his speeches as the price of what he has to say pales when lies are all that seem to be coming from them.
09:37 PM on 04/20/2008
"Old-style cutthroat political ambition and mudslinging taints the electability of a party that was running against lobbyists, against election fraudsters, against power politics, against the same-old same-old."

That, and her penchant for lying, and Bill and Penn and Wolfcon and Columbia.....
07:00 PM on 04/20/2008
Great post. Let's hope things work out for Obama in PA on Tuesday. We need to get on track and start focusing on McCain.
06:31 PM on 04/20/2008
This really hits the nail on the head--good post.I no longer feel any emapthy for Clinton and am disturbed by the really nasty and truly scorched earth she brings.Perhaps she will go into the wilderness soon because I do not see her being anything but a Senator ever--and even that could be tenuous at some time in the future as they continue to fall in the polls,the Billary's have had their day and I say good riddance. Having been having nightmares of her as Hydra and never leaving.