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Why Stop With Tookie?

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Look, if we're going to execute a man because he wrote children's books, then who's next?

My suggestions below:

-Madonna, for Mr. Peabody's Apples, and Yakov and the Seven Thieves
-Bette Midler for, The Saga of Baby Divine,
-Jamie Lee Curtis, for Tell Me Again About the Night I Was Born, and Where Do Balloons Go? An Uplifting Mystery
-John Lithgow, for I'm a Manatee, and The Remarkable Farkle Mcbride
-Billy Crystal, for I Already Know I Love You
-Will Smith, for Just The Two Of Us
-John Travolta, for Propeller - One-Way Night Coach
-Bill Cosby, for Friends of a Feather
-Jerry Seinfeld, for Halloween
-Maria Shriver, for What's Heaven? and What's Wrong With Timmy?, and What's Happening to Grandpa?