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Forget a Name? 6 Tips for Faking It

Posted: 11/17/11 04:50 PM ET

I have a lot of trouble remembering people's names. (My husband, on other hand, is freakily good at remembering names and faces -- a very handy virtue in a spouse.)

Also, I often have trouble remembering why someone looks familiar. Several years ago, while at crowded birthday party for a 3-year-old, I was on the brink of going over to some little kid's father to say, "I think we went to college together." Turns out it was Dylan McDermott!

So I've developed some strategies for coping with the fact that I'm not able to pull up a person's name right away. Of course, you can always just say politely, "I'm sorry, I don't recall your name," but if you'd rather try to disguise your forgetfulness, give these a try:

1. The "I know your name, but I'm blocked" dodge: "I keep wanting to call you 'David,' but I know that's not right."

2. The "Of course I know you -- in fact, I want all your information" dodge: "Hey, I'd love to get your card."

3. The "Tip of my tongue" dodge: "I know I know your name, but I'm blanking right now."

4. The "You're brilliant!" dodge: "Wow, you have a terrific memory. I can't believe you remember my name from that meeting six months ago. I can't remember the names of people I met yesterday! So of course I have to ask you your name."

5. The "Sure, I remember you" dodge: (Advanced) "Remind me -- what's your last name?" If you ask a person for his last name, he's likely to repeat both names. "Doe, John Doe."

6. The "One-sided introduction" dodge: "Hey," you say to the person whose name you can't remember, "let me introduce you to Pat Smith." You introduce the two and say the name of the person whose name you remember. Almost always, the nameless person will volunteer his or her name.

Also, remember that others might have trouble remembering your name. When you're saying hello to someone, ere on the side of re-introducing yourself. "Hi, John, it's Gretchen Rubin." Say your name slowly and clearly. And don't get offended if someone doesn't remember your name!

How about you? Do you have trouble remembering names? If so, have you found any good strategies for doing a better job of remembering them -- or pretending to remember them?

*A thoughtful reader sent the link to this post by Tracy Benjamin on HomeFries about tackling paper and piles. I'm so interested in clutter -- how to recognize it, how to fight it and its strangely powerful influence on happiness. It was very fun to see my book on the top of the pile on a bedside table.

* If you're looking for a good book, please consider "The Happiness Project" (can't resist mentioning), a No. 1 "New York Times" bestseller. Order your copy. Read sample chapters.

 
 
 

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kapalabhati
Lokah Samasta Sukhino Bhavantu
01:12 PM on 11/21/2011
Just ask the person's name, for heaven's sake!
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Imago1122
Without a hurt, the heart is hollow...
10:40 PM on 11/19/2011
Maybe it's because it makes us feel included but people enjoy their names being remembered. We enjoy that friends include our names in their sentences. True, on encountering acquaintances again, not recalling names might actually be a two way street, but I suspect when someone can't place us or our names, we don't think it's natural; we think it's sad that we pass each other by without barely registering on the soul level.

I have a great memory for faces, but do occasionally forget people's names, in which case I point it out honestly. Usually, because I'm mostly a good listener anyways & remember all sorts of details from people's lives, the fact I've forgotten a person's name isn't too big a deal: I'm not the usual I-don't-care-who-you-are kind of person. I've remembered you in other important ways.

That said, lots of people don't seem to remember my name. Friends don't include my name in their sentences, except when angry. Despite the fact I'm capable of having illuminating conversations with people I meet walking my dogs or at the grocery store, & seem to attract people superficially, I remain a footnote in people's lives. I think part of this is intentional on my part: my easy banter & accessibility aside, I'm afraid of real intimacy, of being let down. But also I understand people are busy & their heads full of intricacies, & anyway beneath my so-called glamor, my neuroses can ultimately be wearing on others in the end.
07:53 AM on 11/19/2011
Come to think of it.... that must be why some people just say "HEY DAWG... WHAT'S UP"?
06:45 AM on 11/19/2011
Try to use the person's name in the very next sentence following the introduction. That usually works for me.
03:01 AM on 11/19/2011
I always say the same thing when people can't remember my name, "good, let's keep it that way".
02:21 AM on 11/19/2011
I am terrible with names but the most irritating thing I do is not reconize a person's voice on the phone. My wife has cured the problem by saying "Hello Mother this is Sarah".
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jacmed
71, female - whatever happened to common sense?
12:47 AM on 11/19/2011
I have absolutely no problem politely saying, "I'm sorry, I don't recall your name." Honesty is better than making excuses which people see right through anyway. And I'm definitely not offended when someone doesn't remember my name but it does bother me if they try to disguise it. I usually head that off, though, by saying some version of "Hi, I'm not sure you remember me but we met at (fill in the blank). I'm (my name)" and hold out my hand for a hand shake.
08:10 AM on 11/19/2011
Yes, but you're a mature adult with the experience and wisdom to realize that it's okay to admit you forgot something or even, God forbid, made an error (even though we may disagree politically)
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jacmed
71, female - whatever happened to common sense?
08:51 AM on 11/19/2011
True, Acadia27, but I'm not unique. I run into more people like me than not; the world's not as bad a place as we sometimes think from reading Huffpo/AOL! My philosophy of life is to take responsibility for your own actions and decisions. To me, an example of an adult is this: If you're a guest in someone's home, drop a glass onto the floor, and it breaks, a child will say "the glass broke" whereas an adult will say "I'm sorry, I broke your glass." On that note, my 8-year-old great-granddaughter is an adult, my 62-year-old neighbor is a child! LOL Hope you have a peaceful and happy day, Acadia27. Bless you.
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oneeasyrider
E=mc2: From light you exist
10:59 AM on 11/19/2011
I approach situations the same as you. I have no trouble remembering names and never forget them. But, it wasn't always that way. Things changed when I was 18. After attending a very large high school, upon graduation when I ran into people it was embarrassing to not recall a name. So, it became a conscience effort to associate a name every time I met someone, going forward. Quickly, when I meet someone even if I find I forget early am fast to lock the name into memory so it's never forgotten even if I have to ask again. Now it's just become old habit. Don't really think about it. At the same time, it's just become a priority both as an act of sincere interest and to avoid embarrassing myself later. And, mostly because I am sincerely interested in the name when I meet someone.
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jacmed
71, female - whatever happened to common sense?
11:59 AM on 11/19/2011
I always had trouble remembering names, oneeasyrider! I've tried all sorts of associations, mnemonics, etc. but it's still a problem for me. However, I do have an uncanny ability to remember faces and my family and friends kid me about being like a computer that can take a picture of a 6-year-old and show what that person will look like when they're 70! I often recognize people from as far back as elementary school! Unfortunately, all I'm able to say to them is weren't you in (fill in teacher's name) in (whatever) grade? So far, my accuracy is about 80%! Faces, yes -- names, no!
11:41 PM on 11/18/2011
I can't remember a name and she expects me to remember her tips?
10:29 PM on 11/18/2011
When someone asks me for my last name, I give my last name, and when someone introduces me to someone else, I wait for the introducer to say my name. So two of those examples don't work on me. I don't care if I forget someone name. They don't like it that's too bad.
08:59 PM on 11/18/2011
One memory tip was to link it to something familiar. I saw a specialist that I could only remember his last name was that of an animal. I called him Dr Fox; his name was Dr Wolf. The same with a contractor I met. His first name was the same as a Chicago street. I called him Cicero, his name was Damon. I'm lucky I remember my husband's name ... lol
08:53 PM on 11/18/2011
I seem to hvae trouble remembering my wife's name........or was that my girlfriend's name. Hmmmmmmm..??
08:51 PM on 11/18/2011
THIS IS ALL B.S. Just say: "...forgive me...I forgot yr name..." That's all
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kapalabhati
Lokah Samasta Sukhino Bhavantu
02:36 PM on 11/21/2011
Yep.
08:32 PM on 11/18/2011
I had dated a person a few times and on the way to a party where I knew I would have to make introductions, I went blank on the last name. I brought out my standby solution and asked, "By the way, how DO you spell your last name?" Funny look, and then the answer: "P-O-R-T-E-R." It might as well have been S-M-I-T-H. My date knew I didn't know. Last date.
08:30 PM on 11/18/2011
I usually remember names, but I think it depends on the context of the first meeting - if it's a situation in which I met a lot of other people at the same time, I may or may not. But I never expect anyone to remember mine. So, I always re-introduce myself and they do usually do the same. I think it's perfectly OK to just say that I'm blocking on their name. I do have to confess that if I didn't care for the person, I often can't remember their name.
07:37 PM on 11/18/2011
IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A GUY'S NAME, CALL HIM "BOSS". IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A GIRL'S NAME, CALL HER "BEAUTIFUL" (OR "BEAUTIFUL LADY" IF SHE'S OLDER). WORKS EVERY TIME.
08:34 PM on 11/18/2011
I'm getting old enough that I can call everyone "sweetie".
04:38 AM on 11/19/2011
I'm getting old enough to just say "hey you".