THE BLOG
11/01/2006 02:35 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Downward Facing Johns

...Sweeney and Kerry, that is.

One, reportedly, can't seem to keep his hands off his wife; the other, purportedly, can't seem to keep his foot out of his mouth.

So, Room Eight's Adam Green simply smacks 'em both.

Enjoy!