I Got Killed on Spike TV's '1000 Ways to Die'

In case you're not familiar with the Spike TV show "1000 Ways to Die," it revolves around people who have died in incredibly stupid/bizarre ways.

You might have read my past exploits appearing on the show after I
answering a Craigslist ad and infiltrated the airwaves by posing as an expert cross-dresser named KiKi. Well, I must have done a really good job, because for the new season, I was asked by the production crew to come back on the show as a different character -- and this time, I got to die. (You can read the full story on Asylum.)

I was brought to L.A. to hone my acting chops, portraying a mafia informant who gets riddled with bullets.

I arrive on set in downtown L.A. So far, no one has died yet.

"Does my character have a name?" I ask the show's publicist, as I try to mentally prepare into my role.

"No he's just known as the mob informant," she replies.

"Can I call my character 'Greg,' as in Greg-the mob informant?"

Approved. I'm then brought to wardrobe where I soon learn the major difference between mob informant Harmon (aka "Greg") and real life Harmon: Mob informant Harmon wears a gray shirt.

What's my motivation?" I ask the director, being that this is the type of thing that actors say. "You're an informant who gets shot at," he explains. I nod my head.

I reverse the car to the starting point and wait for the director to call "action." Then I pull the car down the exit ramp. The mafia hitmen come out. I look confused. When they pull out their guns, I then look scared. Confused first, then scared -- this is called "acting."

Check out Asylum to find out if I die in a gruesome way or not

The new season of Spike TV's 1000 Ways to Die kicks off on Tuesday, September 14 at 10:00pm ET/PT on Spike TV.