Each new season of The Real Housewives on Bravo typically sees a refresh of the ladies' opening lines, touting everything from random facts about breast augmentation to bold proclamations of living elegantly. Meant to set the stage for how each lady defines herself for that particular season, they also provide beautiful moments of zeitgeisty fodder. To celebrate the Housewives franchise launching on Hulu, we couldn't resist coming up with a few opening catchphrases of our own. Can you tell which one is real and which one is faker than a pair of Orange County boobs?
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