Barbie

Human Barbie Thinks Perez Hilton Should Get A Boob Job

"A boob job wouldn’t hurt him... his chest is way too flat," she wrote.
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Breasts: What's Barbie Got to Do With Them?

In an effort to better understand the reality of how distant Barbie is from the average woman, I created a parody featuring what her breasts might look like at her current age of 55-years-old. It's a sad, sad truth but as women age, their breasts go south.
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Human Barbie Valerie Lukyanova Posts A No-Makeup Selfie

Valeria Lukyanova, better known as "Human Barbie," is typically made up to resemble a doll, but she recently went au naturel in a makeup-free selfie.
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LOOK: What A Barbie Body Would Look Like In Real Life

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The Scary Reality Of A Real-Life Barbie Doll

Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have an enormous Barbie in mine.
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Cock Ring Ken: Dumping Western Consumer Products in Eastern Europe?

I imagine manufacturers' warehouses full of defective appliances awaiting shipment to Eastern Europe where many customers haven't yet a clue they're supposed to be king. Does this, in fact, happen?
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