IKEA
If you build it, you will lose it.
You can buy a couch, meatballs and solar panels all in the same store.
Your broken heart will be a lot easier to put back together than actual Ikea furniture, we promise.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Four corporate titans filed a court brief in support of the Clean Power Plan.
The Hemnes bed frame can go to hell.
Ikea bought land from Harvard who bought land from people under investigation for cheating the state.
You're going to want to bookmark this.
(Except for when it comes to the whole building furniture part.)
Because relationships don't come with poorly worded Swedish instructions.