iPhone
You can thank us later.
Another sad Apple announcement for the right.
The company is laughing its way to the bank.
Get ready to start sending middle fingers and burritos to all your friends.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
What you can get, and, more importantly, when you can get it.
Score one for Apple.
The stock was down nearly 2 percent.
The new devices include "3D Touch" technology.
A screen that doesn't shatter when you blow on it would be great.
"Apple's master plan is to be ubiquitous."