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Hot Tub Time Machine: Another Hangover Anyone?

Posted: 03/27/2010 7:40 pm

Hot Tub Time Machine is the kind of movie you watch knowing that though you dislike it intensely, there are others who will lap up every crude situation and explicit sexual sequence. In that way it is like Hangover, a raucous, stupid film that won over audiences and some critics alike. Though it matches Hangover crudity for crudity it is unlikely Hot Tub Time Machine will have that sort of broad appeal.

Adam (John Cusack), Nick (Craig Robinson) and Lou (Rob Corddry) are best friends but business and relationships have kept them apart lately. Then one night, Lou almost asphyxiates himself in his garage and the other two rush to his bedside at the hospital. While there, they decide to take a road trip to a ski resort they had been to many years ago.

Arriving at the resort, with Adam's nephew Jacob (Clark Duke) along for the ride, they find it to be rundown and decrepit. The only thing that looks fairly decent is the hot tub. They all get in for a warm soak and suddenly they are back in 1986. The three guys look like their younger selves while Jacob looks the same, since he hasn't even been born yet.

The guys return to the swinging eighties gives them a chance to live the good life, if they want to and some of them definitely do. But seeing forty-something men trying to party like there's no tomorrow is not a pleasant sight. It comes off as more ridiculous than rational.

Cusack plays Adam like he is starring in a remake of Say Anything. Robinson is the most low key of the three. Corddry goes all out to see just how many people he and his character can offend. Duke just plays the observer of it all.

The plot and the jokes are mostly amateurish with poor Crispin Glover stuck in the role of a guy waiting to have his arm whacked off. Chevy Chase mumbles and bumbles his way through it all as some kind of time travel guru. Lizzy Caplan, Lyndsy Fonseca and Collette Wolfe are all forgettable in the supporting female roles.

The film is rated R for profanity, violence, nudity and sexual situations.

This is a film aimed at the imaginary world of teenage boys. There are no adults on view here. The main storyline is stupid and the ending is lame. Some will find it funny but others will be repulsed. If anyone is open to it, it will be the Hangover bunch. It is sad to think John Cusack has spent many years building a career to end up in something as offensive as this film.

I score Hot Tub Time Machine a future-less 3 out of 10.

 
 
 
 
 
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06:34 PM on 03/29/2010
The movie was BORING. The funniest part was Craig Robinson looking at the camera after saying the title. I might have laughed when he fainted at the thought of getting oral sex from his piggish friend.
06:29 PM on 03/29/2010
this movie just made me wanna watch some other awesomely bad movies... like these -- http://thesmogger.com/2010/03/29/hot-tub-time-machine-and-other-awesomely-bad-movies-that-are-awesome/
03:28 PM on 03/29/2010
this movie is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Checkout the music video for "Hot Tub Time Machine":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRFHZ5cP9I
08:27 AM on 03/29/2010
The Hangover was funny.

It was also anti family. Anti wife. Anti woman (unless you are a "hooker with a heart of gold" ).

It contained the most demeaning portrayal of an Asian man I've ever seen.

It is the perfect movie for American men in a state of anxiety over changing gender roles, family roles etc. It's a pro Tiger, pro Jesse movie.

All that being said, it was still funny.
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mredder4
09:56 PM on 03/28/2010
Hollywood knows, if it pays to do something once (Hangover), it pays to try it twice (Hot Tub Time Machine), three times (The Matrix Revolutions), or heck, even four times (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). As long as these films continue to make even one iota of profit, the companies that make films purely to return dividends to investors, and certainly not for artistic acknowledgment, will continue to vomit them out onto the moviescape.

Then again, people like me already know how to vote, and that's with my wallet. I don't pay to see these kinds of films in the hopes that one day they don't make enough. But then something that does comes along, and Hollywood just copies that.
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BlackJAC
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07:34 AM on 03/29/2010
You could've simply said "it doesn't look interesting to me" and left it at that rather than launch into the standard-issue dilletante-cineaste rant.
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cungar
12:27 PM on 03/29/2010
Fortunately it only made 13.7 million over the weekend. Hopefully it will lose money and thus discourage future endeavors into this kind of crass garbage. Probably not.
08:06 PM on 03/28/2010
Hot Tub is just fun. That's it.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
07:14 PM on 03/28/2010
Can't movies simply be harmless fun rather than an attempt for Best Picture?
Gasparilla
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10:33 PM on 03/28/2010
There's nothing wrong with harmless fun. I liked the American Pie movies and Meet The Parents/Fockers. This is simply a bad movie, not fun and not funny. Every worn out cliche in the book.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
07:37 AM on 03/29/2010
You admit to liking AMERICAN PIE, some of whose sequels were direct-to-video, yet decry this?
07:12 PM on 03/28/2010
You take yourself far too seriously, Jackie. Yes, this movie is pretty profane and more than a little juvenile, but it's also hilarious. At least to those who survived the 80s.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
07:35 AM on 03/29/2010
And for those who didn't, it was sci-fi comedy.
10:00 AM on 03/28/2010
I wanted to hate Hangover...wanted to be above it...but I'm sorry...it was hysterical. I couldn't help myself!
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Mister Biggles
02:42 PM on 03/29/2010
Why would you want to hate it or be above it?

You mean you want to play a role society has created as a an uber PC liberal who is above humor?

I don't understand our desire to pretend to be better than we are OR to look down at those who do not.

The Hangover was funny. This movie looks like a watered down clone though...

If anyone wants to watch a movie that is just awful, a terrible film, but you will laugh...The Goods...half of the the Hangover was in it, plus Jeremy Piven.
Gasparilla
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09:52 PM on 03/27/2010
I totally agree. I did not think Hangover was that bad, but neither was it the comic masterpiece it was portrayed as. This movie is a little funny at the start and then it is down the slopes from there. Lame. And it's amazing the critics that loved it.
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JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin
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10:53 PM on 03/28/2010
Hangover had its moments (especially when one of the Vegas cops calls Zach G "fat Jesus"), but it wasn't a comic masterpiece. It wasn't the worst film I've ever seen, but it's not that great of a film.