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02/06/2014 03:48 pm ET | Updated Apr 08, 2014

7 Valentine's Day Cards From Congress to You

What with the levels of dissatisfaction in the nation, Congress needs to start taking desperate measures to, well, woo the public once again. And what better time of year to pour on the charm than Valentine's Day? Here are a few romantic rhymes Congress has selected especially for us, the voters, in the hopes of getting to the heart of the disconnect between us and them.

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