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05/02/2013 03:04 pm ET Updated Jul 02, 2013

Hey, Hollywood! Nine Awesome Movie Pitches You Cannot Pass Up

While all of you movie executives are trolling poolside at Chateau Marmont for the hottest new screenplay ideas, a select few of us are generating killer content on an almost hourly basis that you would be foolish to ignore. Here are just some of the concepts that you are missing out on when you don't involve me in the development process. Once you read them, just know that my people are waiting to hear from your people. Ciao.

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