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Thunder Pants, Under Pants: A Weighty Weigh-In

08/31/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated Nov 17, 2011
  • Janice Taylor Life Coach, Anti-Gravity Expert, Positarian, Author and Artist

As we head into the weekend, a time when some of us seek out a 'dietary fix' or two, Our Lady of Weight Loss offers a tasty tidbit of weight loss levity. "Thunder Pants," confesses her 'weighty sins' and receives forgiveness. What's your dietary sin? Lighten your load here!

Our Lady of Weight Loss: The G-Spot

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I fear that I have sunken down to a new all-time weigh-in low. I was going to my group meeting - wherein we weigh-in - and to ensure the lowest possible number, I painstakingly assembled the appropriate weigh-in outfit.

I rolled up all my shorts, tops, bras and under pants, and one by one I weighed them on my food scale.

Just so you know, thong under pants weigh an entire ounce less than thunder pants.

Signed ~ Thunder Pants to Under Pants

All Is Forgiven, Move On ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss

Confess, right now, here on these pages, receive forgiveness from Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal and then, Move On!

Spread the word ... Not the icing!
Janice

Illustration by: Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist

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