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Siri And Malkovich: Does The New Apple Ad Live Up To The Hype?

Posted: 05/25/2012 5:04 pm

Siri, the spritely iPhone 4S assistant, has won herself a lot of celebrity friends, if Apple's new television advertisements are any indication. Aerial snake wrangler (and noted gazpacho chef) Samuel L. Jackson appeared in a commercial with Siri, followed shortly thereafter by a spot featuring actress and human-embodiment-of-cake-frosting Zooey Deschanel. Now, actor, director and fashion designer(!) John Malkovich has become the latest famous person to hang with Siri, firing off one-word commands at his iPhone whilst lounging in a spacious room that has many leather-bound books and that, by all appearances, would seem to smell of rich, rich mahogany.

As we have with previous Siri commercials, we thought we'd put Siri to the test and try to recreate the advertisement for ourselves, just to see how well Siri works in real life. The process is simple: Everything John Malkovich says to Siri, I say to Siri on my own iPhone 4S here at The Huffington Post offices. Every take you see is a first take, because what's the point of a voice assistant if you have to say something twice?

In our tests, we're looking at how fast Siri goes, how accurately Siri performs, and how well Siri can understand me. Because here's the thing: Not only are the Siri commercials the subject of two class action suits -- both of which claim that Apple over-promises on Siri's capabilities in its advertisements -- now we have an article in Fortune quoting a former Apple employee saying that Steve Jobs "would have lost his mind" over Siri and that current Apple execs are "embarrassed" by the little assistant's performance.

Aw, Apple execs! Stop being so hard on yourselves! Siri is a pretty good start, and it's really talented at setting alarms! Also, even though people aren't really using it that often, its very existence does seem to make people happy.

Seriously, though, Siri has indeed successfully entered the zeitgeist, and most people don't seem to mind Siri's so-called shortcomings: In a December survey by ChangeWave, a full 50 percent of iPhone 4S buyers said their favorite thing about their new smartphones was Siri.

But back to the ad, and the supposedly "embarrassing" Siri. Below, I test out Siri (and my John Malkovich "impression"). The result: Siri does well with the one-word commands. The voice assistant makes one mistake -- it hears "true" when I say "joke" -- but otherwise performance is fast and accurate.

Granted, I'm only saying one word at a time, so it's harder for voice recognition to mess up. Siri definitely had much more trouble with the more sophisticated commands from the infamous "Rock God" commercial when we tried that out a couple of months ago.

Overall, however, Siri passes this test. See the full play-by-play below, with a special Malkovich-ian treat at the end of the video:

 

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Siri, the spritely iPhone 4S assistant, has won herself a lot of celebrity friends, if Apple's new television advertisements are any indication. Aerial snake wrangler (and noted gazpacho chef) Samuel ...
Siri, the spritely iPhone 4S assistant, has won herself a lot of celebrity friends, if Apple's new television advertisements are any indication. Aerial snake wrangler (and noted gazpacho chef) Samuel ...
 
 
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02:19 PM on 05/31/2012
Seriously? Does any apple ad live up to the hype?
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GregCoyote
12:50 PM on 05/29/2012
I really like Siri. As a computer tech, I understand it's limitations, but the things it does do are brilliant. Once you understand how to parse your commands, it is very good at basic things. Soon everything will have advanced versions of a Siri type control system. The days of Star Trek are upon us.
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Tone67
Read the whole story
08:43 AM on 05/29/2012
The problem is not Siri insomuch as the way the advertise a beta product which creates the illusion that it is a finished product.
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Tone67
Read the whole story
08:31 AM on 05/29/2012
My siri is a bit lazy and slow
10:47 PM on 05/28/2012
I have to watch a commercial before I watch a commercial?
04:14 PM on 05/27/2012
I tried out Siri as one of the first things to see and promptly discovered though it could tell me how many people lived in China , it had problems with anything more complex such as when I asked some questions about the old TV show "Tour of Duty, ie how many 3rd season episodes, it could not figure out what I meant, spelling the word "tour" in many inventive and bizarre ways.

But it was useful for text messaging though I have to go in and edit as it cannot parse some simple phrases, text messaging has become much more verbose and useful, no more 'K responses.

Siri has a ways to go to be useful on all its expected levels.
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J0E1
Don't blame me, I'm not a republicrat.
11:19 AM on 05/27/2012
Really, enough with these comments.  Siri is programmed at Apple and all it's responses come from Apple servers.  If the "best smartphone fix" didn't give away that they can make Siri say whatever they want, whenever they want, I don't know what will.

There is a reason the accuracy has gone up since the "Rock God" commercial and that's because they make sure to program Siri to do exactly what she does in the commercials after that embarrassing outing of false advertising.  Just because you can re-create these commercials doesn't mean she can do everything on here, it simply means she was programed to respond to those exact commands the exact way they are in the commercial.   I bet if you changed up even a couple of words you would get a wildly different result.
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buddhistMonkey
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04:46 AM on 05/28/2012
((( "Siri is programmed at Apple and all it's [sic] responses come from Apple servers." )))

And here, I thought that Siri was an actual living being whose soul inhabited my iPhone. Way to burst my bubble, Debbie Downer.
11:55 AM on 05/31/2012
Wait a minute...Siri isn't human? It is worse than we imagined...Skynet has become self-aware!
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jflorish
10:55 AM on 05/26/2012
I think siri is really cool, one of the best smartphone features ever imo. I'm really interested to see where that will be in another 5 years as now its still just the beginning.
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Onutz
02:19 PM on 05/26/2012
((I think siri is really cool, one of the best smartphone features ever imo. I'm really interested to see where that will be in another 5 years as now its still just the beginning.))

NaySayers are resisting Siri almost as much as they resisted the launch of the iPhone itself. Of course they claim that Apple didn't invent mobile devices, or voice assistants. But love it, or hate it, there's no denying that Apple "did" deliver the very first voice assistant with a healthy sense of humor.
Something robots, clones and droids are not yet programmed to comprehend.
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LightShadow62
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10:16 AM on 05/26/2012
All this means is that Apple is programming their servers to recognize the phrases they use in their commercials.
Of course my Android voice search does what is shown in the Siri commercials just as well without the annoying robo-voice.
10:13 AM on 05/26/2012
Siriously ?? You would argue with a robot?? Jason?? ...and a phone at that ? I really wanna know where you grew up. What elementary school you went to. I'll bet you're the kind that used to punch your old desk top computer when it would reboot itself. And wondered why the screen was blank. Get a life boy!
10:03 AM on 05/26/2012
I have to watch an ad before I can watch the Siri ad?!?!
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07:24 AM on 05/27/2012
Worse, it seems there's only one ad on HP at a time. For weeks, any time I want to see a video, I've got to watch that stupid motorcycle commercial.
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09:59 AM on 05/26/2012
Siri sucks
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WSAY
Res ipsa loquitur
02:22 PM on 05/26/2012
Get a job and buy one before you criticize. Siri is great.
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jasonedward
All ways are my ways.
01:55 PM on 05/28/2012
She's great for people who like to talk to their phones. She's too conversational for me and talks waaaaay too much.
08:11 AM on 05/26/2012
Siri is not a good app for iphone but we need it on iphone.

I think we need jailbreak more than it
something like http://www.asoftmall.com/resources/how-to-jailbreak-iphone-downgrade-iphone-firmware-iphone-transfer.html is good tips
04:04 AM on 05/26/2012
I do not think we need any more ads like this for Siri. We reviewed it a few weeks ago, and now this new one just drives our point home . Here's our review and parody

http://youtu.be/CFMG9mPBeSQ
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Onutz
02:03 PM on 05/26/2012
((I do not think we need any more ads like this for Siri.))

Those ads are completely absurd and they know it. Like the ads, Siri is the first voice assistant module created with a quirky sense of humor and the ability to make fun of itself.

It's so easy to diss these dopey commercials that the last thing we need is an overnight onslaught of haughty, instant-parody dissertations of the balmy beta app. Especially when there are dozens of (dead-serious) Droid ads just begging to be spoofed!
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01:47 AM on 05/26/2012
1)  Siri is a beta product, not a gold product.  It's expected to have quirks

2)  Only doing one take ruins your test.  Why?  Because the Nuance voice engine (what actually powers SIri and helps it figure out what you want) LEARNS from you as you talk to it.  It figures out your mannerisms, your accents, your slang, etc.  You need to talk to it in order for it to learn.  So if you only speak to it once, it's not picking up that ability.

In short, do a better job testing.
03:19 AM on 05/26/2012
So you want to ask your voice assistant something more then once for it to be able to answer you? Doing it in one take, IMO, helps the test. Do you think in the commercial John Malkovich sat there saying something numerous times? No, its implied he's saying it once, so thus the tests involve saying it once
11:40 AM on 05/26/2012
My point is that since it LEARNS, you have to teach it.  Just like anything that adapts.  You don't have to CONSTANTLY teach it, but you do have to teach it.  It's not like you would have to repeat yourself about the same topic every time you use it.  It needs some interaction to get a feel for who "you" are, though.  It's like building a relationship.

The Malkovic commercial implies that he's had the Siri going for a while and has built a relationship with it.  Not a hard concept to grasp.
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jflorish
10:57 AM on 05/26/2012
I agree, its still beta but I like it, and I think in the future this could really become an amazing feature that could be a huge time saver.