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Glenn Beck, You're No Burt Hummel

Posted: 07/10/2012 7:15 pm

So here's what you missed on Glenn Beck. His "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall drew throngs of Tea Partiers who voted Republicans back into power. Then Fox dumped Beck's TV show, and he moved to Texas where he's continuing his radio show. Now he's making his TV comeback by producing a conservative rival to Glee, that show about the high school glee club. And that's what you missed on Glenn Beck.

At last month's Faith & Family Coalition Conference, Beck said Fox's hit television show covered ground he's not willing to cede in the culture wars. "It's horrifying some of the things that they're teaching high schoolers," he told the conservative conventioneers, "but it's brilliantly done. It's produced brilliantly. Its music, brilliant. Its acting, brilliant. Its cinematography, brilliant. All of it!"

The problem, Beck says, is the sex: "everybody is sleeping with everybody else. There's no values. It's all self-gratification. It's a nightmare."

Of course it's a nightmare. It's about high school, where teenagers make mistakes at full speed. They text and drive and total their cars. They have sex and get pregnant. They get drunk and vomit onstage during a pep rally.

But the kids on Glee also pick each other up, take responsibility for their screw-ups and learn from their mistakes. They set goals, work hard and achieve success. But dear lawdie, worries Beck, they're having sex!

Sure, the head cheerleader got knocked up in season one. But she had the baby, gave it up for adoption and joined the chastity club, where she offered compassion and hard-won wisdom -- and got into Yale. It's exactly what you would want her to do, but Beck can't see that because he's too busy condemning her for having sex in the first place.

As much as Glenn Beck might hate it, the reality is that high schoolers didn't need Glee to discover sex. The National Risk Behavior Survey finds that about half of American high school kids have had sex despite the constant drumbeat of abstinence education.

Part of the problem for guys like Beck is that some of the kids having sex are gay, including Kurt Hummel and his boyfriend Blaine, who always sing romantic holiday duets on the Glee Christmas episodes without causing plagues of locusts to black out snowy skies.

But the most heartfelt gay storylines have featured Kurt's widowed dad Burt, an auto mechanic-turned-congressman, who would rather take in a ball game than a ballet. His struggle to accept his openly gay son has dramatized how straight America can accept gay America. But through Burt, Glee also facilitated a rare discussion about the profound emotional consequences that teens need to consider before having sex.

In a 2011 episode, Kurt was being blasé about having sex with his boyfriend for the first time, and Burt tried to get him to understand that it's a bigger deal that he realized. The result, said the New York Times, was a "moving father-son talk [that] should be required watching for any parent."

"Once you start doing this stuff you're not going to want to stop. You just... you gotta know that it means something. You know, it's doing something... to you, to your heart, to your self-esteem, even though it feels like... you're just having fun," Burt told his son. "Kurt, when you're ready, I want you to be able to do everything. But when you're ready, I want you to use it as a way to connect to another person. Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. 'Cause you matter, Kurt."

Glee takes care to depict the real-world consequences of sex, from pregnancy to the emotional wallop it packs on a teen's psyche, but all Beck see is "everybody is sleeping with everybody else." Beck plans to preview his anti-Glee offering at his "Restoring Love" event in Dallas on July 28. He promises that his show will be a Trojan horse of conservative values and even brags that he's hired a real rapper. But all I expect to hear is Beck singing "La, La, La" while he covers his ears. When it comes to having the guts to tell kids the truth, Glenn Beck just doesn't want to hear it -- and he'd prefer you didn't talk about it.

 
 
 

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So here's what you missed on Glenn Beck. His "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall drew throngs of Tea Partiers who voted Republicans back into power. Then Fox dumped Beck's TV show, and he m...
So here's what you missed on Glenn Beck. His "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall drew throngs of Tea Partiers who voted Republicans back into power. Then Fox dumped Beck's TV show, and he m...
 
 
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09:18 AM on 08/01/2012
The week following this speech Glenn Beck said on his radio program that he was not ever making a Glee rival but talking about the expansion of his publishing company. This article didn't seem to mention that, but to Simonbao to say he doesn't have the resources you must be forgetting that he has an internet tv channel that now has multiple shows and not all are straight political.
05:48 PM on 07/30/2012
omglee, Jason. The beginning of your post was a cute spot-on parody and made it seem like you know Glee, but then you say Kurt was blase about having sex the first time which is SO the opposite of true.

Sorry for writing like a 15 year old, but Glee does that to me.
04:48 PM on 07/18/2012
The problem with Glee is the people who watched it and loved it were elementary and middle school children. If you look into the crowd at their concerts it wasn't high school kids.

The problem with Glee it used music to draw in a very young crowd that when they weren't watching Glee they were watching Disney . They were thinking it was High School Musical but what it really was a young adult drama about sexuality, sex, and a lot of grown up situations.

It's a very over exaggerated version of high school that is told from people who love stereo types. If there wouldn't been music it wouldn't of lasted more than one season.
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02:02 PM on 07/25/2012
How is that a problem with Glee?
I'm 44 and I love the show.
If children are watching it, blame the parents, not the show.

If some parents let their children watch "Californication" or "Breaking Bad" do you blame those shows too?

The show is aimed at teens and adults. They do not sing covers of "The Wiggles", most of the songs come from the 80's and 90's.
05:54 PM on 07/30/2012
I've seen that the median age of a glee watcher is 32.
09:25 PM on 07/16/2012
I find it strange (but my wife thinks I am strange) of the supposed conservatives being so fixated (or is it enamored) about sex. Yes it is a serious subject but so is unemployment, lack of knowledge, ignorance, disease, poverty and other things that Beck seems to consider minor. Remember the slogan "Make love, not war." Why it was downright unpatriotic Yes, sex has consequences and a good sex ed program would be of greater benefit that fostering ignorance. As Mencken said, "A Puritan is that person who has that haunting sneaking fear that somebody, somewhere is having a good time." Mr. Beck and his ilk are really, in my mind, very sad people looking for a cause, any cause that might give them a sense of worth. Oh, well, what do I know?
07:01 PM on 07/11/2012
It is with "father" like Beck that created this kind of high school kids. All self righteous talk to the kids are the reason they rebel outside of the house. Kids are bullshit detectors. They can't tell the parents like Beck they are wrong, instead they do the opposite to prove themselves right. So the cycle continues. If ever one day he could realize that he just need to shut the f up, perhaps the world will right itself.
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BlackJAC
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03:08 PM on 07/11/2012
FACT CHECK: the knocked-up head cheerleader was already running the chastity club.  Plus her dad--whom her mom eventually left after the man disowned her for getting knocked up--was a Beck fan.
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Ashlieeeee
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02:08 PM on 07/11/2012
It is the conservative's way to deny reality. Their party seems to be based on this precept.
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10:14 AM on 07/11/2012
Wait... Glenn Beck is still relevant?
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02:03 PM on 07/25/2012
Nope, it's OK, don't worry, he isn't.
03:28 AM on 07/11/2012
Let's have TV shows that cushion us from reality (FOX). Truth is often unpleasant and inconvenient. Our programs of yesteryear reflected an ideal family rooted in traditional values. They serve as the source of our current day fixation with such fantasy.
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02:56 PM on 07/11/2012
Ideal for whom? The husband coming home from work? It certainly wasn't attainable by the majority of housewives who felt that they had to live up to Donna Reed's perfect image.
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Mark S Raymond
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11:50 PM on 07/10/2012
"It's horrifying some of the things that they're teaching high schoolers," he told the conservative conventioneers, "but it's brilliantly done. It's produced brilliantly. Its music, brilliant. Its acting, brilliant. Its cinematography, brilliant. All of it!"

Am I the only person “of a certain age” who read that and thought of Hayley Mills as Mary Clancy in “The Trouble with Angels” saying “I've got the most scathingly brilliant idea?”
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10:15 AM on 07/11/2012
I love that movie.
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02:54 PM on 07/11/2012
No, you're not the only one. I love that movie!
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Ron Hovey
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10:23 PM on 07/10/2012
It just hit! Glen Beck is against sex because he realizes that he is the result of, ugh, sex. If others have sex there might be more Glen Becks. He is just a concerned citizen. If I were him, I would be against sex too, because, what can be worse than being Glen Beck...other than creating more Glen Becks!
08:48 PM on 07/10/2012
Beck claims to be "producing a conservative rival to Glee?"

I'll be the first to call BS, and call him a liar. He has no intention of doing any such thing, because he has not the means or ability to do any such thing.