06/14/2007 02:57 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Paris for Sale: A Last Word on the Subject

Now that CNN, Fox, MSNBC, and every major news network has succeeded in draining every last drop of advertising dollar out of her, will someone please explain to Ann Coulter, Fox News, and anyone else who is confused about this case that Paris Hilton was picked up this time and given a 45 day sentence for violating her probation, and not for drunk driving?