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Temper Tantrum Terrorists

Posted: 01/03/11 10:03 AM ET

Little Isabella doesn't want to leave the park. Best I can tell, her Mom has reached the fourth two-minute warning for departure and every time The Little Princess hears the phrase "Come on honey, time to put on your shoes." she goes apoplectic and runs the other direction. Mom has yet to get off the park bench; I guess she's counting on parental telepathy at this point. After a brief interval, she tries a half-hearted "Honey..." from a safe distance, only to be met with more howls of protest. As if to explain the unfolding spectacle, the Mom looks at me and says, "She just loves the park."

But maybe I'm getting ahead of myself here... let's go back to where it all begins.

No parent likes to hear their child cry. It's far more than annoying, it's emotionally unsettling. Child Development studies have shown that parents have an involuntary physiological response to the sound of a crying child. Agitation, increased heart rate -- hearing a little one cry elicits a physical and emotional reaction not entirely unlike a panic attack. And, not surprisingly, when a parent hears one of their kids crying, their first instinct is to figure out the quickest way to make it stop. On more than one occasion, I've stumbled half-asleep into Pebble's room and scooped her out of her crib with a whispered "Daddy's here, you're okay." without ever knowing why she was crying in the first place. Sometimes she's had a bad dream and sometimes she's just bored and wants company.

Of course, very young children, who have not yet learned anything that resembles emotional nuance, have pretty much only one level of discontent, utter and complete anguish. At a certain age, there's no distinction between the agony of falling and cutting open your head and the agony of discovering that an episode of "Yo Gabba Gabaa" is over. And because the volume and passion of the protests that accompany each of these crises is equal, it's not uncommon to see parents swoop in with equal concern and try to fix the situation with soothing, kind words and the inevitable bribes and negotiations that follow.

This is how we get trained, from the time our kids are born, to do whatever it takes to keep them happy. What begins as an instinctual urge to meet the needs of an infant slowly morphs into an exhausted capitulation to the demands of a toddler. We get tired of fighting, tired of the theatrics, tired of hearing the word "No" come out of our mouths. Add to this fatigue the shame that comes with hauling a screaming four-year-old off the swing-set in front of the entire world and keeping oneself planted firmly on that bench seems like a valid, even sensible, option.

While this might be the perfect way to stop the waterworks or avoid a confrontation, it's also the perfect way to raise an entitled toddler who believes that all things are possible through tears. Our desire to avoid confrontation and make everything okay is, in fact, making our kids into tantrum terrorists, ready to hold the peace and quiet of our lives hostage to their every whim.

Sure, there are times when comfort and accommodation from Mommy or Daddy is the perfect remedy: a skinned knee, a bad dream, the death of Marley. Your child's fit about not wanting to eat her broccoli, however, is not one of those times. It's in precisely these moments that a parent has the opportunity to draw a clear and important line between what is and is not an appropriate reaction to life's little disappointments. It's also the perfect moment to show a child that there's a difference between genuine distress -- which will always be met with love and care -- and unnecessary drama.

All of this gets back to an important rule about being a parent in the first place. After the basics of feeding, clothing and protecting your child from peril, your primary role is not Comforter-In-Chief, it's teacher. Everything we do (and fail to do) is a lesson to our kids about how the world works and what is expected of them in that world. To be sure, there are times when the appropriate lesson is "Don't worry, I'm here for you, everything is going to be okay." but somewhat more often the lesson needs to be "Hysteria is not an acceptable method of expressing your desires and will never get you what you want."

In our hearts, we already know that these lessons are not interchangeable. Think about how horrified any of us would be to hear a parent tell a bleeding three-year-old to "suck it up and walk it off." We should be equally horrified when a meltdown over nap-time or the equal distribution of popcorn is met with cooing whispers along the lines of "Mommy loves you, if you stop crying we'll make cookies after your nap!" The only possible lesson a child can learn from such an encounter is that a tantrum is, indeed, an appropriate reaction to napping, eating veggies, sharing toys and anything else he's not thrilled about doing. Even better (from the kid's perspective), they've learned that if they bring enough fit and fury to bear on such outrages, their efforts will be rewarded with an afternoon of homemade baked goods.

I recognize that, sometimes, a worn out parent simply wants to bargain their way to a little serenity. As strongly as I feel about this subject, I sometimes find myself backtracking on hard and fast rules, in an effort to buy ten minutes of quiet to send an email or return a phone call. At the end of a long day, with dishes in the sink and laundry to fold, the path of least resistance can be very attractive. But in my heart I know that every time I bend the rules for a moments peace, I am actually undermining my ability to enforce the rules in the future. Every time we catch ourselves thinking "I just don't want to fight about everything." we're guaranteeing that there will, in fact, be another fight.

Rather than trying to avoid every meltdown, we can end this behavior all together by teaching our kids that wild outrage is not an equally appropriate response to physical injury and a lack of lemonade juice boxes. Doing so requires that we get past our desire to fix everything and, more importantly, summon the energy and resolve to let our kids be miserable when they so choose. A child left alone to perform her displeasure in an empty living room or whose theatrics are, invariably, a one way ticket to time-out, will learn soon enough that such behavior is ineffective and unacceptable.

Kids can be relentless; I am raising a five year old with unparalleled skill as a negotiator. But each time I buy his compliance rather than demand it, I am trading a split second of "easy" for a lifetime of defiance and debates. When quiet reason fails, it's time get our collective butts off the park bench and drag little Isabella kicking and screaming to the car. Yes, we'll wilt a little under the disapproving stares of the parents around us. Yes, we'll have to deal with a raving lunatic of a toddler who is trying to convince everyone in ear shot that she is being water-boarded. No, these things are not fun. This is the hard work of being a good parent and, like most hard work, it simply must get done.

 

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Little Isabella doesn't want to leave the park. Best I can tell, her Mom has reached the fourth two-minute warning for departure and every time The Little Princess hears the phrase "Come on honey, tim...
Little Isabella doesn't want to leave the park. Best I can tell, her Mom has reached the fourth two-minute warning for departure and every time The Little Princess hears the phrase "Come on honey, tim...
 
 
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02:29 AM on 01/04/2012
To the parents that are boasting about hitting their kids, what happens when that doesn't work anymore? Hit harder?
11:31 PM on 01/03/2012
Great Post. I love how you identify what our job is and what it is not. We are here to teach and guide, not to keep them happy all the time. If we constantly rescue them from sadness, anger and frustration, how will they learn to handle those emotions?

Its about parenting from a long term perspective. What skills and characteristics do you want your child to have as an adult? This is how we discipline, in a way that models and teaches those life skills. Want your child to respond to changes with flexibility? How about a little patience from parents in how we deal with daily life stress. Want kids to be respectful? We have to be respectful in how we discipline.

Positive Discipline (www.positivediscipline.com) teaches parents to discipline with kindness and firmness at the same time. Often we are kind to the point of feeling walked all over and then hit our wall. At that point we switch to yelling, shaming, and generally losing our cool. Kind (respectful to our kids), and firm (respectful to ourselves), teaches kids those life skills we want them to have.

Rescuing our kids from meltdowns often leads to parents feeling manipulated and angry and robs kids of a chance to grow and develop those skills we want them to have. We don't have to make them happy, we just have to model and teach them how to deal with their feelings. That's what builds resilience!
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09:50 PM on 01/03/2012
A lot like training a dog.
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Lisa Shields
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12:53 AM on 01/04/2012
And what do you suggest? Letting kids run into traffic because they don't feel like listening?
08:45 PM on 01/03/2012
Any discipline should get their attention. I feel, if you know how to do so, use that method. I am tired of parents like the one here. In this case a slap to the seat of learning, is appropriate. Follow with a hug and reassurance 2 to 3 minutes after the "medicine" has a chance to work. If your kid never listens, what are you going to do when they are headed into a busy street, full speed ahead ? ? ? Think about that one.
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09:22 PM on 01/03/2012
Ah, yes, instead of words just hit them. That'll do it. That'll raise obedient little kids who fear, rather than respect their parents.
11:36 PM on 01/03/2012
I was spanked and had my mouth washed out with soap and I have never been afraid of my parents. I learned to be respectful of them and other people.
12:49 AM on 01/04/2012
f and f
08:39 PM on 01/03/2012
So many "experts" with degrees and such yet none have a clue. YES, NO, open handed slap on bottom or across the mouth(rarely , as in bad words, talking back etc) it combines pain, natures way of telling you NO, teamed up with a verbal NO from parent/guardian does so much more than time outs and standing in corners.
Standing in corner is for when two play partners are acting up,,,not when a child is doing wrong alone.
Also apologies hurt the one having to give it because ITS EMBARRASSING. But a builder of morals.
I have had my butt whipped and my "jaws boxed" by more than one person and that includes friends parents as well as my own,,BECAUSE my mom told them she would back them up.
I KNEW that if I got in trouble at school or friends home I WAS getting in trouble from mom or dad or aunts or uncles or grandparents.
I knew respect LONG before I ever figured out how to lie about things to stay out of trouble.
Temper tantrum NEVER went well in store as my mom WOULD dust my bottom if I got out of line.
Its called teaching respect.
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09:23 PM on 01/03/2012
You knew fear - not respect. Respect doesn't come from a raised hand.
12:46 AM on 01/04/2012
Fanned for your consistent responses to child abuse. All these people who grew up great getting smacked around and continue the tradition with their children and who think it is the only way to raise kids are just too lazy to learn how to actually teach a child to respect others and follow the rules.

Discipline does not mean physical abuse. We always got compliments on our children's behavior at school and in public without ever once hitting them. We did have the advantage of our parents never having hit us. And I know my Dad's parents never hit him. Our daughter continues the tradition of not hitting her kids.

We visited an assisted living facility today--we were there for nearly three hours in an overheated, tiny apartment with two 90-something ladies. My not-quite-three year old granddaughter was polite to the ladies, shared her toys with them, hopped up and opened the door for them, and otherwise sat quietly and played while the adults chatted. And she has never once been spanked. Imagine that.
03:12 AM on 01/04/2012
Wrong I have NEVER feared any of my parents, grandparents, etc. I FEARED THE PUNISHMENT. I loved my dad, still ove my mom, loved my grandparents but let me tell you the switch, belt or hand made sure I respected them when they said NO.
YOU are so out of touch, I had great relationship with my family, my mom and step mom are both still here but I respect both more than you know.
You see that IS the difference between abuse and parental control of a child, IF the child fears you you have abused them, if they KNOW you love them, care for them and are teaching them right from wrong,,,they will respect you.
So lets see, I guess we need to tell God to take all pain away if we get cut or poked or burnt. Its a normal human response built into us as God children, hence the spare the rod and spoil the child, yet you should never hit in anger, spank for no good reason or without thinking it through for at least 5 seconds.
See parenting takes some time, and sometimes tough choices. AND I see so many of the kids today getting away with lots of stuff, told its ok its normal, take a time out,,,,too bad some of the kids out of control never KNEW control. I did and now Iam a criminal record free person.
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02:50 AM on 01/04/2012
Apparently you grew up in the same period that I did where we respected our parents, not only because if we didn't there would be a swat on the butt but also because we knew they were our parents and that they were in charge.
I got very few swats from my 5'0 #90 mother (who I was NOT afraid of) but I knew if I really screwed up there was that potential. Somewhere in the last 30 years the inmates have taken over the asylum. Children are taught that their opinion is the only one that counts, teachers cannot discipline because the parent's won't let anyone take away their prince/princess "rights", parent's who do want to take back control of their house can look foreward to a visit from the police after princess calls them.
Look at the commercials today: brat standing in front of dad yealling because he ate the last of the jello? Really? While dad stammers and lies about it.
I never in my life even spanked my childrens diapered butt but now that they are in their 20s I really wish I had. Maybe at some point my children would have realized that there are worse things than "time out" and would have realized that it is supposed to be the parents in charge.
To everyone who says how wonderfully well-mannered their 3 year old is.....call me when they're 13.
07:52 PM on 01/03/2012
with my son, when it's time to leave the playground if he won't go willingly (after having been given a 2 minute left to play heads up) I carry him to his stroller and back archy or not get him buckled in. It's not worth the consequences of giving in. He's 2 1/2 and learned long ago tantrums don't get him anything but asking for what he wants or needs to help cope makes a difference. He likes to suck on his burp cloth tag from when he was a baby. I hand that to him right after getting him in the stroller. Comfort is importand but tantrums don't work and sitting on the bench begging doesn't either.
12:47 AM on 01/04/2012
And that's the way they learn. Good for you. No hitting necessary--and no giving in either.
i the ys
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03:35 AM on 01/04/2012
Good for you and even better for your son.

When my son (I was a single father) threw his first tantrum @ 18 months of age, I laid down beside him on the floor and mimicked his behavior. He looked over at me, burst out laughing and that was the last tantrum ever. For years later whenever I suggested we do something his answer was always; oh, sure dad, said with a smile in his voice.
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06:33 PM on 01/03/2012
I knew what would happen to me whenI had a fit as a kid. "so I had very few" My dad shaved with a straight razor and had a leather razor strop "yes strop not strap" hanging in the bath room. I got to know it pretty well. It never hurt me but tought me right from wrong and what would happen when I did wrong.
klwarner
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06:25 PM on 01/03/2012
The problem with this theory is that it works totally fine when you're alone in your own house. But if you start teaching your kids this behavior is appropriate, and it manifests itself in public, it starts to affect more than you and your child. And that's irresponsible.
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09:26 PM on 01/03/2012
He's not talking about teaching your child tantrums are okay. He's talking about exactly the opposite. Sweetie doesn't want to leave the park and runs away screaming like a banshee and crying? Pick her up and haul her out. I see kids having screaming fits being coddled by their parents in restaurants, malls, movie theatres and other places of business. They're the ones who earn my disgust. It's the parents who are quite willing to pick the child up and remove them from the premises who get an understanding nod and a smile from me.
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madeye1
I cahoot with no one.
11:57 PM on 01/03/2012
Right! Behind those disapproving looks people are thinking "Wow, I'm glad that's not me anymore!" Any parent who thinks they should give in to a fit so they don't look bad, has no idea how to raise a child.
05:57 PM on 01/03/2012
It's called a belt, use it. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
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09:27 PM on 01/03/2012
Wrong. Hitting is abuse. Period.
11:08 PM on 01/03/2012
No, it's not.
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madeye1
I cahoot with no one.
12:04 AM on 01/04/2012
Whipping a kid who is having a tantrum is useless exercise and doesn't accomplish anything but scaring and hurting the kid. Taking them bodily out of the area, or ignoring them if in private, works much better and doesn't stir up hate. Everybody I have ever known that was whipped with a belt had an anger problem, or a self-respect problem or both.
12:49 AM on 01/04/2012
Yes!!! f and f
05:13 PM on 01/03/2012
A good swift kick in the butt will do!
12:50 AM on 01/04/2012
A a couple of years in jail will teach YOU a lesson that you can't kick children.
05:04 PM on 01/03/2012
And by the way, referring to a child who's in a crisis of temperament a "terrorist" is unconscionable.
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heboprotagonist
Excuse me, your caps lock is on. Please fix.
08:26 PM on 01/03/2012
Don't have kids, do you? Or are they all grown?
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09:39 PM on 01/03/2012
LOL I figured someone would balk at the reference -- its tongue and cheek, sorry if it was lost on you or offended you. I love the euphemism "crisis of temperament" -- its a great way of saying "loosing their shit" as if you're a clinician.
05:00 PM on 01/03/2012
Dear Mr Roberto, Writer and TV Host of The Better Show,

What, exactly are your qualification to be a parenting adviser? Because you have a child? Because you host a TV show? I don't think so.

For example, you say: A child left alone to perform her displeasure in an empty living room or whose theatrics are, invariably, a one way ticket to time-out, will learn soon enough that such behavior is ineffective and unacceptable.

No, a child left alone when anguished, will learn that her main caretaker, the person on whom she depends for nurturing and nourishment, doesn't care about her in her perceived moment of crisis and need. You're teaching her that her feelings don't matter to you and she is alone in the world. Can you even imagine how devastating that can be to a child who's very life is dependent on a compassionate caregiver?

If you were a physician, at least you'd know about hypoglycemia, low blood sugar. You know those meltdowns that always seem to occur about 5pm, just before supper? That's because the child's blood sugar is low, and part of that syndrome is a very depressed outlook. Try a little glass of apple juice or other natural sugar drink or some fruit to bring up her blood sugar, NOT a soda with 8 tsps of refined sugar in it. The "tantrum" will abate in minutes. Really. Try it!

And in the future? Keep your child-rearing methods to yourself.
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09:28 PM on 01/03/2012
And you're an expert?
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heboprotagonist
Excuse me, your caps lock is on. Please fix.
09:40 PM on 01/03/2012
You sound just like my mother. I don't talk to her anymore.
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09:46 PM on 01/03/2012
Oh, now that made me laugh out loud. Sorry about your mom. Love the comment. F&F
04:57 PM on 01/03/2012
Great article...must read. We are their parents. As I once said to my son; your grand-parents job is to spoil you...your parent's job is to raise you to be a good person and citizen.
04:52 PM on 01/03/2012
This is why I never had kids. I'm so glad.
12:59 AM on 01/04/2012
Hey, if you don't want kids, the best thing in the world you can do is to not have them. Glad you didn't, too.
04:45 PM on 01/03/2012
I'm old enough to see the results of "easy" parenting. Let me tell you that without exaggeration, easy parenting leads to REALLY messed up adults as these kids grow into their 20s and 30s. I'm talking bipolar, teen pregnancy, dropping out of school, drug and alcohol abuse, prison. time, 32 year olds whon still stamp their feet when they aren't happy, etc. These are all actual examples.
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marianproletarian
06:13 PM on 01/03/2012
"bipolar, teen pregnancy, dropping out of school, drug and alcohol abuse, prison" All of these things have always existed, and it's highly doubtful they are a response to "easy parenting." They are more likely a result of parents who spank without ever explaining why and lead by example. BTW, bipolar is a chemical imballance, not bad behavior.
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evilkittiebaby
07:46 PM on 01/03/2012
well said
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Donald G from AOL
06:24 PM on 01/03/2012
I don't like what you had to say and Im gonna hold my breath until you apologize