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Tax Day: A Great Day to Cheat

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The Cheater Says: Today is tax day, but, as Leona Helmsley wisely noted, "Only the little people pay taxes."

So, aspiring cheats, lie on your returns. Create fake expenses. Hide money in Delaware and Bermuda and "Special Purpose Entities." Hire KPMG.

If folks as diverse as Willie Nelson and Wesley Snipes can do it, so can you. You can't spell "making millions by cheating on your taxes" without "cheating on your taxes."

And remember this le$$on: They can't catch us all.
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